Today, I was in the theatre watching a movie. I leaned my head back to relax. Suddenly, I hear this sneeze behind me and then I feel "rain" pouring down on my face. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was working at the theater as an usher. A man came up to me and gave me his ticket. At the same time, he took a sip of water and suddenly felt the need to sneeze. The water came out from his nose and landed all over my face. I was covered with his mucus and had to wish him a good movie. FML
Today, I was in a meeting and someone behind me sneezed really loudly. As they were doing so, I felt something cold land on my neck. FML
Today, I was giving a class presentation, when I suddenly sneezed so hard I wet myself. FML
Today, I heard my coworker sneeze on the other side of the break room, and right after I felt something wet hit my cheek. FML
Today, despite having a mild case of the flu, I visited my boyfriend's house and watched a movie with his parents. During the movie, I felt the sudden urge to sneeze. Trying to hold it in, I managed to do the loudest fart I've ever done in my life. Everyone heard. FML
Today, while putting a water bottle into the fridge, I suddenly had to sneeze. The force of my sneezing propelled my head against the open fridge door, causing a gushing wound to my forehead. Bless me. FML
Today, after just waking up, I sneezed, which caused me to piss myself. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head against the wall. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my friends. All throughout, some guy kept making weird sounds and breathing deeply. Midway through the movie, he got even louder. Just as I was about to snap, chunks of vomit sprayed over my chair and shoulders. FML
Today, I was performing in a community theater production. Right before my big scene, I felt a sneeze coming on. I tried to hold it in, but it came out with such force that I lost my balance, fell off the stage, and landed in the lap of the mayor, who was in the front row. My character’s dramatic entrance was unforgettable for all the wrong reasons. FML
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Top comments
NeonWar__ 0
holy crap! ew! people have to cover their mouths!
kayztastic 0
and they wonder why swine flu spreads so quickly(:
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Comments (88)
XDNurse 0
oh gawd that's nasty... I'd rub hand sanitizer on my face D;<
robotiick 12
tht would burn ur eyes n if it came into ur nose it would also burn I learned from exp dnt do it
anona_fml 0
it was a shower of blessings lol
XDNurse 0
then his/her face would be fried off. sorry weather god sneezes came up as lightning in my mind ;/
aDropOfSunshine 2
Was it raining in the scene during the movie? Maybe the person behind you was just trying to make it more realisitic... Gross.
texas_justice 0
...when a pigeon ***** on you in Venice, that's supposed to be good luck. so... buy a lottery ticket.
vvn91 0
Mmmmm. Mucus rain! :) I'm jealous.
allmidnighteyes 11
it only adds to the 3D experience when you can see the rain around you and feel it too!
XDNurse 0
#27 if someone took it upon themselves to sneeze pigeon shit on me in the state of Oklamhoma... I'd just take a hint and go kill myself no good luck there...
CallMeHush 1
A little extra butter for your popcorn. mmmmmm
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that's it.
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