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the really disgusting part would be if they sneezed to cover up something else that they were squirting onto your neck.....yeah, you know what I'm talking about..... PERVERT!

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"Today, after accidentally sneezing on my co-worker's neck and not apologizing, my co-worker turned around and I got to feel his warm hand press up against my face. I have a black eye now, and all of my co-workers and my boss agree that it was my fault. My wife is somehow to blame. FML" Let this be a lesson to you; apologize for things like this or some poor wife may be beaten.

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Today, I was in a meeting and started to jerk off. As I shot my cum onto my coworker's neck, I sneezed to cover up for myself. She still thinks it's my snot. FHL.

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pretend to sneeze and flick water onto their neck. ydi for falling for the oldest trick in the book...

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It's entirely possible the OP's sensation was psychosomatic, in which case the sneezer would not apologize.

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Do you not know what psychosomatic means? The sneezer *wouldn't know* about the sensation the OP apparently felt.

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Cuz there's a mouth on the back of the neck..... What planet are you from? (And are your women hot?)

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you have the widest nose i have ever seen in my life!!! its like jay lenos chin, except on your nose. i bet you can smell your butthole cheese.

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exactly, it would be fuck their life cuz I would have kicked their ass! that's so disgusting!!!

lmao! FYL but that would be so awkward for them... and even more awkward if they leaned forward and wiped your neck with a tissue

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