By race - 18/11/2010 08:37 - Australia
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"Today, after accidentally sneezing on my co-worker's neck and not apologizing, my co-worker turned around and I got to feel his warm hand press up against my face. I have a black eye now, and all of my co-workers and my boss agree that it was my fault. My wife is somehow to blame. FML" Let this be a lesson to you; apologize for things like this or some poor wife may be beaten.
Did someone throw you an Otter Pop? You should've reached back and grabbed it if it was. Otter Pops are awesome.