By race - 18/11/2010 08:37 - Australia

Today, I was in a meeting and someone behind me sneezed really loudly. As they were doing so, I felt something cold land on my neck. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 656
You deserved it 2 677

Same thing different taste

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sonnet 0

Today, I was in a meeting and started to jerk off. As I shot my cum onto my coworker's neck, I sneezed to cover up for myself. She still thinks it's my snot. FHL.

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Lelah 0

I second what you said #1! That's disgusting.

the really disgusting part would be if they sneezed to cover up something else that they were squirting onto your neck.....yeah, you know what I'm talking about..... PERVERT!

wwerulez14 6

"Today, after accidentally sneezing on my co-worker's neck and not apologizing, my co-worker turned around and I got to feel his warm hand press up against my face. I have a black eye now, and all of my co-workers and my boss agree that it was my fault. My wife is somehow to blame. FML" Let this be a lesson to you; apologize for things like this or some poor wife may be beaten.

sonnet 0

Today, I was in a meeting and started to jerk off. As I shot my cum onto my coworker's neck, I sneezed to cover up for myself. She still thinks it's my snot. FHL.

pretend to sneeze and flick water onto their neck. ydi for falling for the oldest trick in the book...

Bees_fml 0

It's entirely possible the OP's sensation was psychosomatic, in which case the sneezer would not apologize.

Bees_fml 0

Do you not know what psychosomatic means? The sneezer *wouldn't know* about the sensation the OP apparently felt.

Bees_fml 0

Cuz there's a mouth on the back of the neck..... What planet are you from? (And are your women hot?)

Did someone throw you an Otter Pop? You should've reached back and grabbed it if it was. Otter Pops are awesome.

May you please enlighten me on what an Otter Pop is.

fmltiligothigh 0

i second what #6 said, otter pops are amazing xp

butthole_cheeze 0

you have the widest nose i have ever seen in my life!!! its like jay lenos chin, except on your nose. i bet you can smell your butthole cheese.

butthole_cheeze 0

i would hate to share my coke with u, let alone my shredded oxyz.

denvan 0
kayPandastyle 15
bree128 0

exactly, it would be **** their life cuz I would have kicked their ass! that's so disgusting!!!

lmao! FYL but that would be so awkward for them... and even more awkward if they leaned forward and wiped your neck with a tissue