By race - 18/11/2010 08:37 - Australia

Today, I was in a meeting and someone behind me sneezed really loudly. As they were doing so, I felt something cold land on my neck. FML
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sonnet 0

Today, I was in a meeting and started to jerk off. As I shot my cum onto my coworker's neck, I sneezed to cover up for myself. She still thinks it's my snot. FHL.

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Lelah 0

I second what you said #1! That's disgusting.

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Alleged_Cranium 7

the really disgusting part would be if they sneezed to cover up something else that they were squirting onto your neck.....yeah, you know what I'm talking about..... PERVERT!

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wwerulez14 6

"Today, after accidentally sneezing on my co-worker's neck and not apologizing, my co-worker turned around and I got to feel his warm hand press up against my face. I have a black eye now, and all of my co-workers and my boss agree that it was my fault. My wife is somehow to blame. FML" Let this be a lesson to you; apologize for things like this or some poor wife may be beaten.

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sonnet 0

Today, I was in a meeting and started to jerk off. As I shot my cum onto my coworker's neck, I sneezed to cover up for myself. She still thinks it's my snot. FHL.

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Pg11 0

pretend to sneeze and flick water onto their neck. ydi for falling for the oldest trick in the book...

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Bees_fml 0

It's entirely possible the OP's sensation was psychosomatic, in which case the sneezer would not apologize.

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Bees_fml 0

Do you not know what psychosomatic means? The sneezer *wouldn't know* about the sensation the OP apparently felt.

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Bees_fml 0

Cuz there's a mouth on the back of the neck..... What planet are you from? (And are your women hot?)

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allmidnighteyes 10

Did someone throw you an Otter Pop? You should've reached back and grabbed it if it was. Otter Pops are awesome.

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BloodyHeel 8

May you please enlighten me on what an Otter Pop is.

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fmltiligothigh 0

i second what #6 said, otter pops are amazing xp

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butthole_cheeze 0

you have the widest nose i have ever seen in my life!!! its like jay lenos chin, except on your nose. i bet you can smell your butthole cheese.

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butthole_cheeze 0

i would hate to share my coke with u, let alone my shredded oxyz.

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denvan 0

clean it up you'll live

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kayPandastyle 15

I.agree kick their ass!

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bree128 0

exactly, it would be **** their life cuz I would have kicked their ass! that's so disgusting!!!

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Rangant 7

lmao! FYL but that would be so awkward for them... and even more awkward if they leaned forward and wiped your neck with a tissue

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