By Anonymous - 07/03/2010 00:32 - United States

Spicy
Today, I met my boyfriend's mom for the first time. She pulls out a freezer bag full of condoms and says "I have some cooler ones upstairs, if you want his penis to glow in the dark." FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 882
You deserved it 4 597

Same thing different taste

Top comments

thongs4lyfe 0

omfg!!!!! I've used glow in the dark condoms before!!!!! sooooo much fun to watch go in and out! and to play wit, it's like a lite saber!!!!!!

Comments

FYLDeep 25

Sounds like the mom wants in on the action.

turn the lights off, carry me home... o sry that comment reminded me of that song

killerviral 0

hey she's ******* cool I would love to have a mom like that lol

agreed with 30. my mom only gives me anal beads.

lol, best part is she just gives em out, it's like, here take these, your going to do it eventually, may as well be now and in style

Blue_Coconuts 7

I wanna buy some glow in the dark condom's and make a girl play ring toss in the dark. I'm not sure why but it sounds hilarious.

me too, and I would love to see my d*ck glow in the dark

kenman884 2

If I guess correctly, original poster.

cater2U 0

turn out the lights. put on a glowing condom.

Eggvader 0

ask her where she bought them

all the small things? one would be his penis

oh oh ask her if she has any with rocket ships on them

yeah 65 thats what i thit but it didnt always fit

yah 65 thats what i thot but it doesnt always work

harajukujunkie 0

The first time I read this I read "she pulled some condoms put of the freezer and there are some colder ones up stairs" lmao I think I have dyslexia lol

that isnt an fnl. thats a ******* cool mom

I wouldn't complain. It sounds like one cool mom.

I love that song! blink 182 is sooooo coool!!!

midorihoneybucke 0

lol same thats like the best mom ever

that's nice. the lord shines threw the darkest nite. 

umm it is an fml bcuz tht probly means his girlfriend is a ***** and has a disease that is a total fml

u_killed_kenny_ 0

well, do u want glow in the dark condoms? I sure do :)

FlippyFloppies 0

@ #95, i read the exact same thing you did. we will have dislexia together.

D4rkCha0s 0

dude y this an fml. she bassicaly tellin u to go do it. hell ya :D

jessieex0x0 0
EmmaMarieCullen 0

# 85 and 86 op does mean original poster

Dizzygrl08 4

Win for his mom. EPIC win lol

Meegggaaann 0

wait your mom gives you Anal beads because...?

Those glowy ones dont even ******* work!!!! >:{} dont waste ur $$ on them!!!

thongs4lyfe 0

omfg!!!!! I've used glow in the dark condoms before!!!!! sooooo much fun to watch go in and out! and to play wit, it's like a lite saber!!!!!!

Holy crap dude! I laughed so hard I couldn't breath!

lol, did you make light-saber sounds with it? WHHHOOOOOOM!

smashleighfig 0

hahaha thats a cool ass mom And this comment made me lmao hah

bobys36 0

THX FOR THE ADVICE!! Ill use them when im legal :3

Rammer3500 23

The misspellings in this make me wonder how old you really are...

my boyfriends mom doesn't even let Is cuddle on the couch so be thankful that he has a cool mom.....I have to admit that it is a little weird but it could be alot worse...

sugarbabyxoxo 2

man haha at least his mom isn't a phsyco bitch and goes ape shit when you two hang out, talk ect. the whole "my baby boy act" gets fuckking old lol.

sugarbabyxoxo 2

oops I don't know why that posted as a reply to number 4 sorry lol.

it's because your big boobs were blocking the monitor's line of sight just admit it.

um... how is this an fml?? your boyfriend's mum sounds cool. lol

The reason it was an FML was that is was an odd moment.

rennobeinna 0

that's what I was thinkin!!!

ryancorn 0

woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo thts kimdov weird

HippL 0

she was being very thoughtful Lol :D