FML : Today, I was working at the theater as an Usher. A man comes up to me and gives me his ticket. At the same time, he takes a sip of water and suddenly felt...

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Today, I was working at the theater as an Usher. A man comes up to me and gives me his ticket. At the same time, he takes a sip of water and suddenly felt the need to sneeze. The water came out from his nose and landed all over my face. I was covered with his mucus and had to wish him a good movie. FML

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You deserved it

By Tiff676 - / Sunday 16 August 2009 04:31 / Canada

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By DrAwesome | 6

#491270 - Sunday 16 August 2009 07:08

Man, that must snot have been fun...

By Mur1017 | 0

#490818 - Sunday 16 August 2009 12:21

wow thats nasty fyl :S

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By Mur1017 | 0

#490818 - Sunday 16 August 2009 12:21

wow thats nasty fyl :S

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ifyouseekamy666 | 0

#1837570 - Monday 13 December 2010 02:15

it's still ewwy, props on keeping ur composure tho op I wpulda been rude or crying and panicking. I don't exactly like germs very much Dx grammar nazis: don't go off on me about grammar my iPod doesn't capitilize on here sorry.

By Chocolate_Cake | 0

#490840 - Sunday 16 August 2009 12:29

FYL, that's disgusting. :/ I hope he at least said he was sorry!

By FPsLife | 5

#490848 - Sunday 16 August 2009 12:38

I hate all these people that just sneeze out into the open wherever they please. I'm surprised you didn't retaliate to the groin or anything OP. FYL

By lendmeyourteeth | 0

#490849 - Sunday 16 August 2009 12:39

ew did he apologize wash your face

By padlarf | 14

#490856 - Sunday 16 August 2009 12:43

you're working as an RnB artist?

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plexico | 3

#491003 - Sunday 16 August 2009 03:47

I'm glad you caught that, too. When I had that job, I didn't capitalize it.

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zargon | 1

#491711 - Sunday 16 August 2009 10:30

Thank you! I was just coming here to say more or less exactly that.

By JRSpaniel | 0

#490869 - Sunday 16 August 2009 12:55

Eww. D:

By Kervik | 0

#490871 - Sunday 16 August 2009 12:58

Did you wish him a good movie?! You better had! >:O

By xxbeckxx | 0

#490896 - Sunday 16 August 2009 01:15

thats ewwww grossss lol but so funny as well

By cheeseburgerplz | 0

#490935 - Sunday 16 August 2009 02:06

YDI fornot dodging it.

By waspbr | 4

#490954 - Sunday 16 August 2009 02:26

BOOOMER!!!!!!!

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xMinna | 0

#491065 - Sunday 16 August 2009 04:38

LOL. (:

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Zakky_Ketchup | 0

#491123 - Sunday 16 August 2009 05:13

Reloading!

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