By Anonymous - 29/12/2014 19:11 - United States - Hillsboro

Today, while putting a water bottle into the fridge, I suddenly had to sneeze. The force of my sneezing propelled my head against the open fridge door, causing a gushing wound to my forehead. Bless me. FML
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MandyMeow_fml 18

Gesundheit, while you're by the fridge you might as well make yourself an ice pack.

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chinaski7628 32

I once rear-ended a car because I sneezed....

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Fuaaad1994 31

One of my biggest fears is sneezing whilst driving

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tantanpanda 26

if it ever happens #48, just move your foot over the brake pedal before sneezing. Better to accidentally floor the brake pedal than floor the gas pedal.

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chinaski7628 32

I was stopped at a stoplight on a fairly steep downward slope (damn San Francisco). When I sneezed, my foot came off the brake and I hit the car in front of me. Luckily I didn't hit the gas, and there was almost no damage, but man, driving during allergy season can be dangerous.

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chazzywazzy654 22

Am I the only one not understanding what this means? *prepares for a burial under the downvotes*

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EKDH 11

It's German for "Bless you"

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TXFernwoods 26

It's German meaning "Health" but is looked at as "Bless you"

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MandyMeow_fml 18

Gesundheit, while you're by the fridge you might as well make yourself an ice pack.

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EKDH 11

Ouch, that made my head hurt. Bless you!

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cutierawrz 14

If you're trying to say it in Spanish its salude but you were probably autocorrected

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couchcat 25

Yeah the way #7 said it makes it hello in Italian, so salut!

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Neighborhoods 8

same happened to me, OP! yesterday. Twice.

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brook823 24

Well that will be quite a story to tell

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awkotaco333 15

I thought that only happened in cartoons lmao. Gesundheit, OP

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lexiieeex3 32

What kind of cartoons are you watching...

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