Miscellaneous: Today, I was in the shower getting ready for a date, when my...

By Anonymous - 14/02/2010 19:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I was in the shower getting ready for a date, when my older sister thought it would be a laugh to turn out the light. Getting out of the shower to turn it back on, I slipped and hit on my head on the counter. Thanks, sis. FML

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By MAWZ - 19/07/2011 06:33 - United States

Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell, and hit my head on the faucet. FML

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By leah - 16/10/2019 22:00

Today, I was standing in the shower drying off when my sister came in the bathroom. She must have thought I was a burglar because she hit the shower curtain and punched me in the face. FML

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By FullMonty - 15/09/2012 23:26 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML

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By teflon_hammer - 25/05/2016 23:19 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I was taking a shower, facing away from the faucet, when I dropped the soap. When I bent over to pick up the soap, my sister flushed a toilet in the next room, causing hot water to scorch my anus. I got made my shower's bitch, FML

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Bad start to the day

By Concussed - 17/01/2010 06:22 - Australia

Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML

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By lordtimbit - 15/03/2015 15:01 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I fell in the shower and knocked myself out. When I came to I turned off the water and called my mom. She seemed more worried about the amount of water I "wasted" than she was about me. FML

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By iltdtsm - 15/08/2009 16:58 - Canada

Today, while showering I slipped and fell, taking down the shower curtain and smashing my head against the floor, resulting in a concussion. My family came running because of the noise and I lay naked, bleeding and concussed for few minutes before they could stop laughing enough to get me help. FML

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By fuck you btichass cuntshit - 20/08/2015 16:18 - United States - Shelburne

Today, I accidentally dropped and shattered my small bathroom mirror. My sister came to see what was going on, took one look at the shattered mirror, and said, "About time you put it out if its misery." FML

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Freakout

By Anonymous - 09/05/2014 22:03 - South Africa

Today, I woke up to a blood-curdling scream from the bathroom. I jumped out of bed in panic and rushed into the bathroom, only to see my sister limping around in the nude. She'd just jumped out of the shower because someone had flushed the toilet downstairs. FML

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Jump scare

By soonaked - 30/01/2010 00:02 - United States

Today, I was in the bathroom getting ready to take a shower. I took all of my clothes off, and stepped into the shower facing the knobs. When I turned around, I saw somebody standing in there with me. Apparently, my little brother and his friend were playing hide and seek, and I found his friend. FML

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auburnvans 0

Monday 15 February 2010 1:18

I hope you got her back.

eeeeeeee 5

Monday 15 February 2010 1:23

Why are you on FML and not kicking her ass?

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auburnvans 0

Monday 15 February 2010 1:18

I hope you got her back.

Averizzle 0

Monday 15 February 2010 1:23

While she is sleeping you should stick a cucumber covered in fire ants, in her ******. O_o

gingersnapper 0

Monday 15 February 2010 1:24

Just don't forget the camcorder!

HeresReality 0

Monday 15 February 2010 1:27

averizzle, your a sick bastard. that's a creepy nasty sadistic fantasy

MadaZer0 8

Monday 15 February 2010 1:40

That would be funny however :P

iAlwaysYDI 0

Monday 15 February 2010 1:57

YDI for having a stupid sister.

OmgGuessWhatChic 0

Monday 15 February 2010 2:02

dont forget some glue/quick drying cement

StoryOfTheYear 14

Monday 15 February 2010 2:13

lol 16, I think that would be quite funny to watch, she deserves it tho

StoryOfTheYear 14

Monday 15 February 2010 2:16

apparently snickerdoodle (kriptonite) has had gingervitus her whole life, even as a baby

tab13 0

Monday 15 February 2010 2:27

I like that idea #11

Terwilliger 0

Monday 15 February 2010 3:37

murder her..... or a little less extreme, shave her eyebrows in her sleep

myman47 0

Monday 15 February 2010 4:14

u should eat her out;)

spidergirl41 0

Monday 15 February 2010 4:16

Get her back? That would make you just as bad as her! And azz, that's a little much. She didn't push her sister down and do that, she just turned the light off. Sure it wasn't okay, but holy crap! YOU'RE the idiot who slipped.

jeaniechic 0

Monday 15 February 2010 4:48

that's sick, azzi lol

YeahFMLxX 0

Monday 15 February 2010 5:07

YEAH tie her to the radiator and make her take "the stranger" that'll make her never want to look you in the eye again!

myman47 0

Monday 15 February 2010 5:18

u should stuff a live lobster up her vag. then a hornets nest. then shave her head and break her arms while she is tied up. then put it on YouTube. happy valentines day ;)

majones 0

Monday 15 February 2010 6:03

YDI for not having a win sense of humor like your sister.

ipodtouchhaxer 0

Monday 15 February 2010 6:30

2day my bitchy sister wrote an fml about me. fml. JEW@@@@@

sc95060sc 0

Monday 15 February 2010 7:02

hahaha ya shave her eyebrows!

babybubz 0

Monday 15 February 2010 7:03

WTF @ all the sick and twisted comments

Austino713 0

Monday 15 February 2010 7:52

wtf my man?!?!??!?!

ro2 0

Monday 15 February 2010 8:40

looool man

armadilloz 0

Monday 15 February 2010 9:26

slap the bitch with ur dates ****

coolster56 0

Monday 15 February 2010 13:03

wow you hit your head no-one cares

mylifeblows32 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 0:39

then take a shit on her that's what I do to my girlfriend if she gets out if line

mylifeblows32 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 0:41

hey

apfunction 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 3:09

#16: welcome to the internet, clearly you haven't been here long.

TYbarnes1995 13

Monday 30 June 2014 7:21

Cam down satan

iCJ86 0

Monday 15 February 2010 1:18

wow u have a reallygreat sister

ImRawrtastic 0

Monday 15 February 2010 1:42

lol I wish I had a sis lyk that..

YeahFMLxX 0

Monday 15 February 2010 5:19

your kinda hot D: !

sum1savemeh 0

Monday 15 February 2010 7:55

your beautiful!

lonewolfxxx 0

Monday 15 February 2010 9:32

I'm sure she gets that a lot. therefore, whenever you say it, it will not get you any closer to hooking up with her. but wth, you're cute. Just saying.