Annoying, Vacation, Wake up and Cigarettes: Fire! - FML

Fire!

By Mel Cluze - 22/10/2019 16:00

Today, my girlfriend and I were spending the night at a hotel. We were awoken at 3 a.m. by the fire alarm. We quickly got dressed, went down the stairs to the reception area… and were told that it was a false alarm. All because some jerk lit a cigarette in his room. FML

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mfranks19891989 10

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Tuesday 22 October 2019 17:36

That sucks but better to get up and leave for a false alarm then to think it’s a false alarm and get hurt or die in a fire

RichardPencil 30

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Tuesday 22 October 2019 17:01

Well, now that you're up, you can take off your clothes again and have more sex. When life hands you lemons...

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RichardPencil 30

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Tuesday 22 October 2019 17:01

Well, now that you're up, you can take off your clothes again and have more sex. When life hands you lemons...

mfranks19891989 10

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Tuesday 22 October 2019 17:36

That sucks but better to get up and leave for a false alarm then to think it’s a false alarm and get hurt or die in a fire

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