Miscellaneous: Today, I slipped on the ice in front of my apartment, spraining...

By stupidneighbor - 04/03/2009 17:03 - United States

Today, I slipped on the ice in front of my apartment, spraining my ankle and cracking a rib. While I laid on the ground immediately after, my neighbor chewed me out for saying "shit" in front of her 4-year-old on my way down. FML

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By ow - 13/06/2011 05:39 - United States

Today, I was home alone in my apartment. I tripped over my dresser and fell and sprained my ankle. As I was laying there in agonizing pain, my downstairs neighbor shouted at me to shut up. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2015 22:07 - Canada - Brampton

Today, while walking to work, I sneezed so violently that I slipped on a patch of ice and hit the ground hard, badly spraining my shoulder. I lay there in agony as a pair of bystanders just stood there, laughing their asses off. FML

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By youlyingjerk - 01/02/2010 02:12 - United States

Today, I slipped on my icy front porch, fell back and hit my head on the step. I tried to get up, but lost my balance and fell halfway into the bush next to the steps. I then looked up to see my very hot, British, Ex-Special Forces next door neighbor laughing so hard he dropped his snow shovel. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2022 18:00

Today, I slipped and fell on the ice while attending a community event for work. A man came to help me up, and I farted really loudly. FML

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By SqueakingRetard - 17/01/2014 23:28 - Canada - Barrie

Today, I was walking home from work, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. I clambered back to my feet, made it three feet, then slipped and fell again. A guy who'd witnessed the whole thing stuck his head out of his car window and yelled "Dumbasssssss!" FML

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By Slipperywhenwet - 20/01/2017 10:00

Today, I tripped over a "Caution: Slippery When Wet" floor sign and sprained my ankle. FML

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By elly - 08/04/2021 14:00

Today, I broke my toe and screamed, "Fuck!" My mom heard and yelled at me for swearing, while I laid on the floor in pain. FML

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By RootalyTootToot - 29/06/2018 15:00

Today, after slipping on my stairs and spraining my ankle, I got a brace and crutches at urgent care. When I went to get into my car, my crutch slipped on some paper and I fell. I crawled back into urgent care, only to learn that my sprained ankle is now broken in 2 places. FML

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By a - 12/02/2010 06:20 - United States

Today, I walked across my kitchen to go get my mom a blanket after she shoveled snow. I slipped and caught the kitchen chair with my side, landed on the floor and almost fracturing my knee cap. She then told me she wasn't cold. FML

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By fml - 04/01/2010 03:50 - Canada

Today, I walked to the end of my driveway to pick up the newspaper. I read the front page that was talking about people who have been getting hurt from slipping on ice. Laughing about that thought and walking up my driveway, I slipped. FML

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adelaide_evening 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 23:00

You should've killed two birds with one stone and told her to take her bitching elsewhere.

PureGold 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 23:22

WOW, some people just don't get it. There are some things you just need to let go. There are no words to adequately describe people like your neighbor. Socially retarded, snobbish, idiotic, self-absorbed assholes, maybe, but so much worse...

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adelaide_evening 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 23:00

You should've killed two birds with one stone and told her to take her bitching elsewhere.

heyitsme0123 6

Tuesday 11 May 2010 13:38

haha good one :P

rizzosierra 0

Monday 18 April 2011 22:35

haha yes! lmao

lolboy300 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 16:48

Or grab her and throw her on the floor to see what she's going to say.

honeybuncher 3

Thursday 29 December 2011 5:41

or say to the kid:your mom's what grown ups like to call an asshole.

imlaughingatyou 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 23:03

yo your neighbor is a bitch..

azreal_13 0

Monday 1 February 2010 6:30

I hate people like that. especially if you're all broken like all over the floor. I would of told of the bitch right there

PureGold 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 23:22

Kinkos582 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 23:23

definitely an fml moment...

fatpeople 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 23:23

shuolda poped her in the face

joebroluvrx3 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 23:41

Hahah, oh jeez. You poor thing. What a douche. /:

Jaywin 3

Wednesday 4 March 2009 23:45

That's when you let loose a longer and more forceful string of swears. "Bitch I just ******* fell and sprained my goddamn ankle and cracked a ******* rib! How bout you not be a snobby piece of shit and get your fatass to a phone to call me an ambulance, you ****!"

F_MeRunning 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 23:50

you should have yelled out "****"...less chance of breaking a tooth if you are falling...no joke

khaldun 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 23:59

Haha... I think most people on this thread have a pretty good idea of the correct response to this: more cursing. "Quit your bitching and **** off or call me a damn ambulance you *****!"

Floatout2sea 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 0:11

When you have cracked a rib you earn the right to cuss no matter who is listening. Besides, like your neighbor wouldn't have cussed if they'd done the same thing!