Miscellaneous: Today, I was in a restroom sitting on the toilet, when the guy...

By sofargone420 - 29/07/2011 14:27 - United States

Today, I was in a restroom sitting on the toilet, when the guy right next to me noticed my AC/DC boxers around my ankles and started to sing "Back in Black." FML

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Same thing different taste

By bathroomgirl - 11/08/2011 16:09 - United States

Today, thinking I was alone in a public bathroom, I started singing the words to my favorite song. A minute later that I heard a toilet flush, so I just sat there petrified. The other person sarcastically picked up the singing from where I left off. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2014 00:26 - United States - Goodyear

Today, I used the restroom at a mall. I thought I was alone, so I started singing. When I got out of the stall, there were men staring at me. Not only did I embarrass myself with my own singing, I'd accidentally used the men's restroom too. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2011 18:52 - United States

Today, at work while on the toilet, somebody came into the stall next to me and gave a loud play by play of every fart, plop, and grunt. He then asked loudly who I was and when I didn't answer put his head under the stall to look at me. FML

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Heartwarming story

By Anonymous - 06/10/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend in his room, wearing his boxers. He told me this story about how one time he had diarrhea when he was stuck in traffic and had no choice but to shit himself. I asked him what prompted this story. He said I was wearing the boxers he'd pooped in. FML

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You deserved it 5 443

By Anonymous - 10/05/2014 22:11 - Sweden - Lidk?ping

Today, my boyfriend surprised me by coming home early. He walked in on me sitting on the toilet, singing full volume to my cat as I took a crap. FML

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You deserved it 13 707

By not telling you my name - 07/08/2015 15:16 - United States - Elkhart

Today, I went to take a dump at work. The silence in the room was deafening, and I ended up singing to myself. After I proudly finished, there was a short silence, followed by a coworker in the next stall saying, "Um... don't quit the day job, Rick." I'll never live this down. FML

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By toosmall - 31/01/2009 21:40 - United States

Today, at the urinal a guy came up next to me to do his business. He stared over at me, looked down, laughed and then left. FML

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You deserved it 2 609

By American idol - 06/04/2011 06:19

Today, I was at a local talent show and during a piano performance I had to go to the bathroom. I sang along in the bathroom but was unaware how loud I was until I walked out and everyone started applauding me while the pianist was still playing. FML

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You deserved it 36 976

By Anonymous - 05/05/2009 06:26 - United States

Today, I lost track of time while rocking out, butt-naked, to Kelly Clarkson and Michelle Branch after taking a shower. Three of my metalhead friends had let themselves in my house and were on the lower level laughing their butts off at me for 30 minutes before telling me. I'm a 23 year old guy. FML

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You deserved it 63 229

Sneaky

By Shamed - 06/09/2011 08:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML

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You deserved it 4 964

AmethystRain 20

Friday 29 July 2011 19:12

At least they weren't Michael Jackson boxers. He could have started singing "Beat It" instead.

ZoZo17_fml 0

Friday 29 July 2011 19:07

you should sing along...

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vikingsfan1228 0

Friday 29 July 2011 19:05

1st

YayorNay 8

Friday 29 July 2011 19:13

Thats when you ask him if he wants to hold hands with you. Make it even weirder.

smexehXredhead0 0

Friday 29 July 2011 19:05

That must have been awkward...

YayorNay 8

Friday 29 July 2011 19:16

OP should ask the other guy to hold hands with him. Make its more awkward.

genesisnirvana 11

Friday 29 July 2011 19:17

or he should have sang along with him.make it less awkward.

OWNZ 0

Friday 29 July 2011 19:24

At least he didnt jump into your stall and show off his mad air guitar skillz!

chuckychan 8

Friday 29 July 2011 20:09

start singing stop complaining

hpdrew15 9

Friday 29 July 2011 19:06

creepy

ZoZo17_fml 0

Friday 29 July 2011 19:07

you should sing along...

alpaquette91 9

Friday 29 July 2011 19:23

more like reach under the stall for his hand the sing along...

instnt1nfction 17

Friday 29 July 2011 19:30

all he has to do is crawl into his stall and grab his speedo, then sing a church song

ShaundraLikeWhoa 0

Friday 29 July 2011 19:08

that's ignorant. I'm native American as well I would be pissed.

itsrainingmen_fml 0

Friday 29 July 2011 19:11

Fail

gander25 4

Friday 29 July 2011 19:12

um, wrong fml?

MyKeyy 0

Friday 29 July 2011 19:09

idk that's pretty dope!

Souners 3

Friday 29 July 2011 19:10

I would have done the exact same thing.

AmethystRain 20

Friday 29 July 2011 19:12

At least they weren't Michael Jackson boxers. He could have started singing "Beat It" instead.

anencephalic 14

Friday 29 July 2011 19:16

No, no, no, he wouldn't.

fadingaway 17

Friday 29 July 2011 19:12

He's cool.

nebula748 14

Friday 29 July 2011 19:13

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Symmetry88 0

Friday 29 July 2011 20:06

because he was wearing AC/DC boxers...

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Same thing different taste

Heartwarming story

Sneaky

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