By ilovesocks - 20/01/2010 06:17 - United States

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Today, I was hooking up with a guy I just met. Things were getting hot and heavy and he asked me if I had a condom. I said no, and to which he replied "that's okay, we can just use a sock" and pulled his sock off of his left foot. FML
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epoh_fml 0

that would have definitely irritated your ******.

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xlossofmex 0

interesting birth control there.

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logieebearr 0

that's diguesting,a nastyass smelly bacteria fected toe jam sweat in your ******,that's sick

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Riki2020 0

wouldn't that hurt?

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paramorefan125 0

wat......tha fukk?! thts jus weird

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lilmizzmuffet 0

eww, so you guys had it? oh and next time, keep some spare condoms..incase the guy doesn't :P

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artvandalay 0

sometimes condoms are for sailors and a sock would definitely never come into the picture

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RuralNinja 0

I hope you like jock itch caused by athlete's foot.

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girlzrule94587 0

gross. I ain't putting a sock inside of me. it's nasty.

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bryttanicutter 2

I hope u said no

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hellokittywhore 0

someones seen american pie one too many times

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