htothecr
United States
Today, I was holding a lit cigarette in one hand and a lollipop in the other. Guess which one I licked? FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
CH
United States
Today, I pretended to smoke a bread stick that looked like a cigar. It made me feel cool. FML
Michelle
New Zealand
Today, I decided to quit smoking. During my lunch break, I tried to ash the KitKat bar that was in my hand after I took a bite. FML
a genius
United States
This is lit
Today, I lit a cigarette in the opposite direction of the wind. My hair blew into it, and caught on fire. FML
kaycie_lynn
United States
Today, I chuckled at a "No Smoking" sign as I lit my cigarette. I bent my head down to light it and somehow managed to light my hair on fire. FML
Anonyme
Ivry-sur-seine, France
Get back here
Today, a man in a hurry asked me for a light. Not being able to find my lighter amongst the muddle inside my handbag, I handed him my lit cigarette so he could light his. He took it from me, started smoking it and walked off. FML
Anonymous
Holy smokes
Today, I’m down to my last, partially snapped cigarette. I carefully taped it back together, enough for at least half a smoke. I then snapped it completely while opening the door to go outside and smoke it. FML
AintEasyBeinWheezy
United States
NOT NOW!
Today, while driving me to the hospital because I was having an asthma attack, my mother lit a cigarette. FML
david
United States
Today, I decided to smoke a cigarette while I was driving to work. I was also eating french fries during the drive. I had never realized how much a cigarette feels like a french fry. In conclusion, cigarettes don't taste very good when you bite into them. FML
Anonymous
Close but no cigar
Today, while lighting a cigar, I set my beard on fire. FML
ID10t
United States
Smoking is bad
Today, I was on my back porch having a cigarette. Not being all that awake yet, I threw the butt, still smoldering, on the ground. Did I remember that there was an ashtray right next to me? No. I did what I would do at work; I stamped it out. Barefoot. FML
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RyeBreadBoy 0
why would you eat candy and smoke at the same time? doesn't the taste of the cigarette kind of overpower the taste of the candy?
Sessee 4
YDI for smoking.
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UNHWildcats 0
Yet another reason why you shouldn't smoke.
alex_vik 1
Another one? You smokers need to learn to multitask if you're going to attempt to do so.
kirby229 0
no 65 I never have had a cigarette. Wanna know why? Cause I understand it's hard to quit and I don't see the point in trying something so completely pointless and stupid at the risk of getting addicted to it and not being able to quit. I sympathize with those who are trying to quit cause I've heard how hard it is, but I don't understand why you started in the first place. And I'm not talking about being outside with someone for 5 minutes. I'm talking about being in the car or house with your parents while they smoke a pack a day. Or how smokers got so pissed off when the laws for not being able to smoke in restaurants were passed. I used to volunteer at a hospital (hospitals get at least a $100 fine for every complaint about someone smoking a cig on property) and asked a douche bag to put out his cigarette and he blew smoke right into my face and kept on smoking. So bitch some more about how 2nd hand smoke doesn't matter.
gravityplanx 0
wow... if the guy wants to smoke, let him smoke!!! It's NOT hurting you. and yeah, "second hand smoke". As several people have pointed out in this thread already, you can't get hurt by secondhand smoke unless you are in a confined place with a smoker on a regular basis for a very long period of time. We're talking months, probably years, before you would even see the beginnings of secondhand smoke issues. So one dude smoking outside is NOT going to give anyone cancer. So again, I say let the guy make his own choice. Cuz you guys have never done anything unhealthy? If you've ever eaten at McDonalds then you're just as guilty as a casual smoker (note: casual smokers are different than chain smokers. Just like having an occasional big mac is different than having Micky D's for breakfast lunch and dinner every day). All of this, of course, is pointless because the OP wasn't even smoking... read the edit.
gravityplanx 0
and to #75 yes, those cases of secondhand smoke are serious... but that's NOT what was described in the OP. So take your trolling somewhere else.
rachelsantixo 1
hehe i remember approving this one XD
surreal 0
well, kind of shows what kind of people smokers are in the first place: dumb.
FXCKMYLIFE 0
This kinda sounds fake It's too much like the one about the girl smoking and eating fries.
IloveFML101 0
That is why you don't smoke
lemon_squeezy 0
first of all @ #25 uhh no..."your" retarded because you clearly don't know how to spell YOU'RE. second of all, why were you holding a lollipop and a cigarette the same way? and if you were in fact holding the lollipop the way most people hold lollipops (http://images.veer.com/IMG/PIMG/BLP/BLP0044722_P.JPG) and the cigarette the way most people hold cigarettes (http://www.hinckley-bosworth.gov.uk/ppimageupload/image49340.JPG), then how did you put the cigarette up to your mouth and actually lick it without realizing what you were doing? i'm guessing you're brain dead.