htothecr
United States
Today, I was holding a lit cigarette in one hand and a lollipop in the other. Guess which one I licked? FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
CH
United States
Today, I pretended to smoke a bread stick that looked like a cigar. It made me feel cool. FML
Michelle
New Zealand
Today, I decided to quit smoking. During my lunch break, I tried to ash the KitKat bar that was in my hand after I took a bite. FML
a genius
United States
This is lit
Today, I lit a cigarette in the opposite direction of the wind. My hair blew into it, and caught on fire. FML
kaycie_lynn
United States
Today, I chuckled at a "No Smoking" sign as I lit my cigarette. I bent my head down to light it and somehow managed to light my hair on fire. FML
Anonyme
Ivry-sur-seine, France
Get back here
Today, a man in a hurry asked me for a light. Not being able to find my lighter amongst the muddle inside my handbag, I handed him my lit cigarette so he could light his. He took it from me, started smoking it and walked off. FML
Anonymous
Holy smokes
Today, I’m down to my last, partially snapped cigarette. I carefully taped it back together, enough for at least half a smoke. I then snapped it completely while opening the door to go outside and smoke it. FML
AintEasyBeinWheezy
United States
NOT NOW!
Today, while driving me to the hospital because I was having an asthma attack, my mother lit a cigarette. FML
david
United States
Today, I decided to smoke a cigarette while I was driving to work. I was also eating french fries during the drive. I had never realized how much a cigarette feels like a french fry. In conclusion, cigarettes don't taste very good when you bite into them. FML
Anonymous
Close but no cigar
Today, while lighting a cigar, I set my beard on fire. FML
ID10t
United States
Smoking is bad
Today, I was on my back porch having a cigarette. Not being all that awake yet, I threw the butt, still smoldering, on the ground. Did I remember that there was an ashtray right next to me? No. I did what I would do at work; I stamped it out. Barefoot. FML
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RyeBreadBoy 0
why would you eat candy and smoke at the same time? doesn't the taste of the cigarette kind of overpower the taste of the candy?
Sessee 4
YDI for smoking.
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23232323 0
I agree with #102
frootloop25 0
After the FML about the person who wasted 20 minutes fixing something pointless on photoshop, this is probably the stupidest FML I have ever read.
bananamanama 0
Same thing happened to me with a lollipop and a whiteboard marker. Yuck.
frootloop25 0
After the FML about the person wasting 20 minutes trying to fix something pointless on Photoshop, this is probably the stupidest FML I have ever read.
izzyyy 0
I'm going to give you a YID for smoking in the first place. And for some of the comments earlier, it's true that being indoors inhaling second-hand smoke is way more harmful than inhaling second-hand smoke outdoor but second-hand smoking is harmful none the less. Everyone has their vices, but for me smoking is one of the worst. I'm 17, and I've been in countless situations where I've been offered cigarettes and been in houses with people smoking yet I have never smoked a cigarette. Sure, there have been times where I've wanted to just try it but with all the information there is about how bad it is for you, why would I? There is absolutely no point to it, and all of that bullshit that people say about it be a stress reliever is a load of crap. Want to relieve your stress? Go to massage therapist. If you're a chain smoker then you're definitely spending more than $1,000 bucks on cigarettes a year. All it took for me to say no is will power and common sense. Was I the only one who paid attention to those D.A.R.E speeches in elementary school? I guess so.
inbar123 0
ur fault u smoke u deserve it.
lolololcheese 0
"Guess which one I licked" is not a question.
Verenek 0
i said i agree, cause im sympathetic to the common idiot XD
shortgurlsaywahh 0
Wait a minute! The ciggarette wasn't yours? Now you just sound like a double idiot...how did u manage to mistakenly lick somethingg that u weren't holding the whole time?! You're officially a moron congratulations
wh0regasm 0
lol YDI lollipop sticks are quite thinner than cigarettes