htothecr
United States
Today, I was holding a lit cigarette in one hand and a lollipop in the other. Guess which one I licked? FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
CH
United States
Today, I pretended to smoke a bread stick that looked like a cigar. It made me feel cool. FML
Michelle
New Zealand
Today, I decided to quit smoking. During my lunch break, I tried to ash the KitKat bar that was in my hand after I took a bite. FML
a genius
United States
This is lit
Today, I lit a cigarette in the opposite direction of the wind. My hair blew into it, and caught on fire. FML
kaycie_lynn
United States
Today, I chuckled at a "No Smoking" sign as I lit my cigarette. I bent my head down to light it and somehow managed to light my hair on fire. FML
Anonyme
Ivry-sur-seine, France
Get back here
Today, a man in a hurry asked me for a light. Not being able to find my lighter amongst the muddle inside my handbag, I handed him my lit cigarette so he could light his. He took it from me, started smoking it and walked off. FML
Anonymous
Holy smokes
Today, I’m down to my last, partially snapped cigarette. I carefully taped it back together, enough for at least half a smoke. I then snapped it completely while opening the door to go outside and smoke it. FML
AintEasyBeinWheezy
United States
NOT NOW!
Today, while driving me to the hospital because I was having an asthma attack, my mother lit a cigarette. FML
david
United States
Today, I decided to smoke a cigarette while I was driving to work. I was also eating french fries during the drive. I had never realized how much a cigarette feels like a french fry. In conclusion, cigarettes don't taste very good when you bite into them. FML
Anonymous
Close but no cigar
Today, while lighting a cigar, I set my beard on fire. FML
ID10t
United States
Smoking is bad
Today, I was on my back porch having a cigarette. Not being all that awake yet, I threw the butt, still smoldering, on the ground. Did I remember that there was an ashtray right next to me? No. I did what I would do at work; I stamped it out. Barefoot. FML
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RyeBreadBoy 0
why would you eat candy and smoke at the same time? doesn't the taste of the cigarette kind of overpower the taste of the candy?
Sessee 4
YDI for smoking.
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crumsnatcha 4
@48: You don't have very many friends, do you?
Shellydevil20 0
That's so gross u licked a cigarette. Don't smoke!
kingalpaca 0
100% your fault..... but i probably woulda done the same thing. also anyone pleaseeeee check out my blog. i just started it kinda like fml go on it an post. http://whatadb.blogspot.com/
mcsnelly 5
# 43-hmm....generalizing everyone and calling them "elitists ***** and should die" ....now THAT sounds pretty elitist to me.
StrawberryPiez_ 0
what were you smoking? mustv been pretty strong..
the_effed_life 0
The lollipop? Why the hell would you have both of those in your hands anyways? The two don't mix. YDI for being a smoker, too.
NoBounceNoPlay 0
eh, shit happens.
Demon_Squirtle 0
Didn't we already have a FML just like this but with fries instead? =/
kirby229 0
ok so for people who say "it's your choice to smoke it's no one else's business." 1st part right, 2nd part wrong. Sure it's your choice but guess what? All of us non-smokers are breathing in your 2nd hand smoke which, by the way, can cause lung cancer. So if a lot of people were like you and decided to smoke wherever they damn well pleased because it's your choice, then all of us who choose not to smoke, pollute our lungs, rot our teeth, smell disgusting, and waste our money would be at risk for lung cancer and there wouldn't be a damn thing we could do about it, cause those of you who have the nerve to smoke in public places refuse to put them out.
Hoozen 0
I'm pretty sure if I smoke a cig right now you wherever you are will not inhale any of the 2nd hand smoke dipshit
LilKonvicted 0
I like lollipops And you sure it wasnt green you were smokin? =P