FML : Today, I decided to smoke a cigarette while I was driving to work. I was also eating french fries during the drive. I had never realized how much a cigarette...

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Today, I decided to smoke a cigarette while I was driving to work. I was also eating french fries during the drive. I had never realized how much a cigarette feels like a french fry. In conclusion, cigarettes don't taste very good when you bite into them. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By david / Tuesday 28 April 2009 14:08 / United States

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By keke_fml | 0

#151773 - Tuesday 28 April 2009 11:11

let's see which one kills you first

By Charlesdenfreude | 0

#151772 - Tuesday 28 April 2009 11:11

Wow, that's like the healthiest activity I've ever heard of

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By VLLYBLLKAY | 0

#151757 - Tuesday 28 April 2009 11:09

wow, seriously? sliced and fried potatoes do not feel the same as cigarettes.

truelyawesome | 0

#843908 - Thursday 11 February 2010 07:37

here's the simple way to fix it: don't smoke

bobmandude | 0

#889530 - Wednesday 24 February 2010 10:21

Lol! The in conclusion part is hilarious! But still, FYL

motoxracer156 | 5

#5190656 - Tuesday 27 November 2012 01:01

YDI for smoking

THEsuperMANLYman | 10

#5497299 - Saturday 18 May 2013 11:11

Op, you deserve it for slowly killing yourself

By Charlesdenfreude | 0

#151772 - Tuesday 28 April 2009 11:11

Wow, that's like the healthiest activity I've ever heard of

By keke_fml | 0

#151773 - Tuesday 28 April 2009 11:11

let's see which one kills you first

111615 | 0

#984124 - Saturday 24 April 2010 12:30

ya totally agree

Shaebug12 | 0

#1618464 - Friday 29 October 2010 02:22

That made me laugh!!! lmao but yea that's what u get for smokin so yea

Coder17 | 0

#2167341 - Thursday 10 March 2011 07:48

Agreed^^

cutiepie343 | 7

#3014314 - Monday 1 August 2011 12:55

10 bucks on the cigarettes.

Mlikescatz | 6

#4221304 - Tuesday 27 March 2012 08:44

True dat

Whytetrash | 21

#5364726 - Tuesday 12 February 2013 09:11

Probably the driving while using both hands to eat and smoke.

LMAOking123 | 15

#5506495 - Saturday 25 May 2013 05:19

I bet its French fries XD

shitidied | 17

#6360486 - Saturday 25 July 2015 05:56

70 bucks on clogged arteries

By amoureaux | 0

#151774 - Tuesday 28 April 2009 11:11

hmm i would've thought it would taste good, what with all the chemicals and crap in them. anyways, you smoke them, so might as well eat them too!!

YourImaginaryFri | 0

#1795662 - Sunday 5 December 2010 05:36

well no because there is enough nicotine in one cigaret that if you eat it, your dead within 6-12 hours.

truthbetoldxoxo | 0

#1836134 - Monday 13 December 2010 07:29

not true! my friend ate one for a dare and he is very much alive and well. wherever you got your facts from is terribly mistaken!!

By ptrek85 | 0

#151782 - Tuesday 28 April 2009 11:13

If you add salt and deep-fry them cigarettes taste pretty good. But then you would have to smoke your french fries.......

By AkeemKN | 1

#151787 - Tuesday 28 April 2009 11:13

Yummy.

By blankslate | 0

#151788 - Tuesday 28 April 2009 11:14

lame. You smoke them...so you accidently bit into one...who cares?

By MaiLouIsLegend | 0

#151791 - Tuesday 28 April 2009 11:14

Hahah how'd you like that? Tobaccotastic! Shouldn't mix eating and smoking together= fail.

Coder17 | 0

#2167344 - Thursday 10 March 2011 07:50

Shouldn't smoke....

By Jammin_44 | 0

#151792 - Tuesday 28 April 2009 11:15

seriously, who eats and smokes at the same time?

By sLap_fml | 0

#151802 - Tuesday 28 April 2009 11:16

gross. that's what you get for smoking cancer and consuming disgusting fast food.

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