By david - 28/04/2009 14:08 - United States

Today, I decided to smoke a cigarette while I was driving to work. I was also eating french fries during the drive. I had never realized how much a cigarette feels like a french fry. In conclusion, cigarettes don't taste very good when you bite into them. FML
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keke_fml 0
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let's see which one kills you first

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Charlesdenfreude 0
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Wow, that's like the healthiest activity I've ever heard of

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VLLYBLLKAY 0

wow, seriously? sliced and fried potatoes do not feel the same as cigarettes.

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truelyawesome 0
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here's the simple way to fix it: don't smoke

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bobmandude 0
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Lol! The in conclusion part is hilarious! But still, FYL

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motoxracer156 5
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YDI for smoking

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THEsuperMANLYman 10
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Op, you deserve it for slowly killing yourself

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Charlesdenfreude 0
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Wow, that's like the healthiest activity I've ever heard of

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keke_fml 0
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let's see which one kills you first

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111615 0
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ya totally agree

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Shaebug12 0
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That made me laugh!!! lmao but yea that's what u get for smokin so yea

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cutiepie343 7
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10 bucks on the cigarettes.

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Whytetrash 21
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Probably the driving while using both hands to eat and smoke.

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LMAOking123 15
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I bet its French fries XD

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shitidied 17
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70 bucks on clogged arteries

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amoureaux 0
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hmm i would've thought it would taste good, what with all the chemicals and crap in them. anyways, you smoke them, so might as well eat them too!!

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YourImaginaryFri 0
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well no because there is enough nicotine in one cigaret that if you eat it, your dead within 6-12 hours.

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truthbetoldxoxo 0
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not true! my friend ate one for a dare and he is very much alive and well. wherever you got your facts from is terribly mistaken!!

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ptrek85 0
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If you add salt and deep-fry them cigarettes taste pretty good. But then you would have to smoke your french fries.......

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blankslate 0

lame. You smoke them...so you accidently bit into one...who cares?

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MaiLouIsLegend 0
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Hahah how'd you like that? Tobaccotastic! Shouldn't mix eating and smoking together= fail.

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Coder17 0
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Shouldn't smoke....

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Jammin_44 0

seriously, who eats and smokes at the same time?

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sLap_fml 0
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gross. that's what you get for smoking cancer and consuming disgusting fast food.

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