htothecr
United States
Today, I was holding a lit cigarette in one hand and a lollipop in the other. Guess which one I licked? FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
CH
United States
Today, I pretended to smoke a bread stick that looked like a cigar. It made me feel cool. FML
Michelle
New Zealand
Today, I decided to quit smoking. During my lunch break, I tried to ash the KitKat bar that was in my hand after I took a bite. FML
a genius
United States
This is lit
Today, I lit a cigarette in the opposite direction of the wind. My hair blew into it, and caught on fire. FML
kaycie_lynn
United States
Today, I chuckled at a "No Smoking" sign as I lit my cigarette. I bent my head down to light it and somehow managed to light my hair on fire. FML
Anonyme
Ivry-sur-seine, France
Get back here
Today, a man in a hurry asked me for a light. Not being able to find my lighter amongst the muddle inside my handbag, I handed him my lit cigarette so he could light his. He took it from me, started smoking it and walked off. FML
Anonymous
Holy smokes
Today, I’m down to my last, partially snapped cigarette. I carefully taped it back together, enough for at least half a smoke. I then snapped it completely while opening the door to go outside and smoke it. FML
AintEasyBeinWheezy
United States
NOT NOW!
Today, while driving me to the hospital because I was having an asthma attack, my mother lit a cigarette. FML
david
United States
Today, I decided to smoke a cigarette while I was driving to work. I was also eating french fries during the drive. I had never realized how much a cigarette feels like a french fry. In conclusion, cigarettes don't taste very good when you bite into them. FML
Anonymous
Close but no cigar
Today, while lighting a cigar, I set my beard on fire. FML
ID10t
United States
Smoking is bad
Today, I was on my back porch having a cigarette. Not being all that awake yet, I threw the butt, still smoldering, on the ground. Did I remember that there was an ashtray right next to me? No. I did what I would do at work; I stamped it out. Barefoot. FML
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RyeBreadBoy 0
why would you eat candy and smoke at the same time? doesn't the taste of the cigarette kind of overpower the taste of the candy?
Sessee 4
YDI for smoking.
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Comments (280)
izzyyy 0
@#118 Hey buddy, not all of us are going to sit down and read each and everyone one of the comments posted on here. If you do that, great. But do we all do that? Hell to the no. We're retarded because we didn't read some of the comments but you show no signs of stupidity for replacing 'you' with 'u'? Maybe when the person posted their FML they should have given it another thought before submitting it. @#120 I for one, don't hate smokers but right now, we're not talking about people who are stuffing themselves with fast food, now are we? I don't think so. You really should stop generalizing because I dislike smokers, and I don't dislike them to try and make myself feel superior, it's simply because it's an ugly vice.
TheBigDawg 8
I love how an FML like this passes judgment, yet the one I submitted about missing an important event, getting dumped, and having a family member die, all while in a coma, didn't. People are so picky. Also, OP: Some of us don't like to assume. :P
hottiegirl09 0
LOL but can i ask what does a a cig, aks fire, taste like lol but i agree with with #18 start smoking weed your not using your brain cells for knowing fire tastes bad but enjoy the 2nd dagree burn on your tongue
xkonstantine125x 7
Hey # 25 you might as well join the OP since you posted "Your now retarded, congratulations" It's actually "You're" dip shit. Congrats You're a bigger dumb **** than the OP! Just sayin' oh and OP YDI totally. People encouraging others to smoke weed instead of cigarettes are pretty stupid too, go look at the effects of marijuana use. Just don't smoke, shoot up instead ;) Just kidding dumb *****! Drugs are for thugs :)
AIB112 0
Smooth
AJComix 0
Aren't the objects held very differently? The cigarette horizontal, the lolipop vertical? YDI, moron.
insane_chick 0
wouldn't you have realized the difference in weights? or the color, or lack of color of the lollipop I should say? unless your lollipop is tiny and the color of red hot cigarette ash you totally deserve it.
flamencosketches 0
Jesus Christ, people, it's just a cigarette. There was no need to jump on the OP, even if it was his. It's a personal decision. As for the argument that second-hand smoke kills, obviously the smoker doesn't care about you, and that's also a personal decision, and one that I can respect. Chill out; smoke a joint. Or four.
monicamischief 0
what is wrong with most of you? i am sure the OP knows that smoking isn't good for you. i am sure everyone knows this. hating on people that smoke is about the most immature and idiotic thing you could do. it's their ******* choice. if people want to potentually harm their body; it's up to them. people who hate on smokers are just ******* stupid. I THINK I SHOULD START HATING ON FAT PEOPLE. IT'S BAD FOR THIER HEALH; AFTER ALL. INSTEAD OF MAKING FUN OF SMOKERS, LETS MAKE FUN OF FATTIES. LET'S INSULT THEM FOR RUINING THEIR HEALTH. see how horrible that sounds? well; it is. but its' the same thing as bashing smokers.
lolwut_fail 0
I laughed. Not because of the incident, which I've done many similar things related to switching uses for something in one hand for something in the other hand, but the laughing was directed at the comments: YDI FER SMOKING STFU IT'S HIS BUZINEZ NUH UH! SECOND HAND SMOKE!! KILLS US ALLLL!!!! LULZ THAT'S NOT EVEN REAL. JUST DON'T LYKE GET STUCK IN A ROOM WITH THEM. OR LYKE. GO SMOKE WEEEEDDDDD. LULZ THIS IS LYKE BASHING THE FATTIEESSS. Really? I highly doubt anyone's comments on Fmylife are going to have some sort of significant effect on society.