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By  MermaidSongXOXO  |  6

This is the kind of FML that you can't really blame the OP at all. It's actually really inspiring that you decided to quit smoking :) Quitting is tough, and it takes a while to get out of the habit (hence trying to ash a kitkat bar). But, I, and I'm sure a lot of other FML users, are proud. Fun fact: every cigarette you smoke takes eleven minutes off your life.

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  FMLRevoluSean  |  0

Yyou doont alllwayys diee fruum ttobaaccoo, Suumtimes youu jjusst loosse a luung. Yyou doont alllwayys diee fruum ttobaaccoo, Suumtimes theey jjusst riip outt yerr tonguue.

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  Blue_Coconuts  |  7

I didn't say you were ugly, I said I didn't see the Natalie Portman. I said you did have a cute thing going on though, jeeeeesh, so hostile, I was trying to be friendly. And I agree, Natalie Portman is cute.. And the only thing I've seen her in is Star Wars, and honestly, I just skip to the end of those movies where everyone is fighting and the movie is actually exciting, so meh...

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  Blue_Coconuts  |  7

Oh, that was a typo, sorry.. I meant you say you DO have a cute thing going on. :P Also, I'm insulted. You don't wanna meet a stranger from the internet?! And here I thought everyone wanted to meet me... Maybe you just don't know it yet though.... Hmmmm

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  FreeRunn3r  |  12

I'd rather smoke and keep my braincells,fuckin pot heads now adays! Plz no comments bout weed or it's suppousable benifits,I'd rather have a higher IQ than be an idiot laughing at YouTube videos about ppl gettin hit in der nuts*huck yuck* Maybee you should try some crack it'll reverse your weight gain from all the munchies.

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  Blue_Coconuts  |  7

Woah, KIDNYC, that's my job, I'm the big deal around here. I have a fan group and everything, true story. Okay, maybe I don't, but I could make one and have like 15 people join it, so there!

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  Blue_Coconuts  |  7

Jimmy, I just shaved my beard, I was growing it for the Kings beard-a-thon (started growing when they clinched the playoffs) but they got eliminated from the playoffs last night... It was a good run though, and they're a young team with a lot of talent, so the fact they made it that far (when they hadn't been in almost 10 years) is great. :) Also, sugarbaby, what do you smoke? You strike me as someone who'd smoke those pink Camels. All my chick friends smoke those... Or those cigarettes that you can break the ball in the filter and they turn from regular into menthol (so you can pick what one you want, it's actually pretty cool)..

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  epoh_fml  |  0

Jimmy I couldn't imagine you with a beard. you're way too sweet and innocent looking to grow a beard. and hey people! I have the house to myself tonight. party over here :)

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  Blue_Coconuts  |  7

I was hoping so, after game 2 and 3 I had hope, but I had a feeling whoever won game 4 would win the series... Sucks. We need a more consistant goalie, Quick is good but he has too many days where is is just off his game... Ryan Miller is overrated too, he was great in the Olympics, don't get me wrong, but he has been horrible in the Playoffs.

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  Blue_Coconuts  |  7

I'm not in the Military anymore. Ex Army though... And it wasn't that great I guess, it was like Drew Doughty's, more scruff than anything. I don't grow facial hair easily. :( But it looked good, and was longer that anything I grew before.

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  Blue_Coconuts  |  7

Well Haley (mfmylifesrsly) is gonna be first, you'll be the first for all the "normals" lol... Also, thank you.. I had an EoTech, Surefire, vertical grip, and a green laser on it.. The green laser was awesome, since you could see it no matter what, and it went damn near forever. When we'd bust into a room (usually kinda dark because the houses aren't well lit) and you shined it across the room... They'd drop so fast, it was great. And I have 30 people (including people who joined via PM/facebook! I added 3 people that haven't "confirmed" it yet, but I know they'll agree anyway. :P Totally making a list in my profile.

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  Blue_Coconuts  |  7

Yeah it was really funny.. Usually they just stand there and look at you stupid (unless they're enemy, then they usually stand there and look there stupid while they shoot at you)... But when you moved the laser across the room, they dropped instantly because they thought it would burn them and cut them in half. Hilarious. But we'd give jollyranchers to the kids in the houses for being good sports. Unless they're little assholes, but most of the time they're either quiet and reserved, or like to play with you. I once played with some little girl and her dolls for like 45 minutes while my platoon talked to the people. Then we played hide and seak, and I taught them the hokey-poky. I loved the kids. :D

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  Blue_Coconuts  |  7

Hell yeah, what can I say? It's part of behind awesome. And with that being sadi ,in my not sober state of mind right now, it's beocming a very big challenge to type (I think I'm doing pretty oogood though!) but I added the newste people... If I spelled your name wrong left you you, etc, PM me and I shall fix in the morning! Godonight my minions.

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  MadeOfAwesome  |  1

109, you're completely missing the point. this is an FML because the OP realized how addicted they were because they're so used to putting their cigarettes in ash trays and they accidentally did it with a similar sized object. so now they feel hopeless, like they won't be able to quit because they're just so focused on tobacco.

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  lionandthelamb61  |  9

double fail!! not only are you not 4th, you're also retarded for being in such a rush to comment on this fml and get your idiotic words seen that you didn't properly read and realize that the op did not ash on her fucking candy bar!!! out of habit she thought it was a cig and tryed to ash it. idiot. no not her, you.

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By  seahorses4eva  |  4

Yes, fyl indeed. Because your life would have to be f-ed in order to mistake a kitkat for a cigarette? I think things could be far worse my friend. This is not FML material in my opinion.

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By  MermaidSongXOXO  |  6

This is the kind of FML that you can't really blame the OP at all. It's actually really inspiring that you decided to quit smoking :) Quitting is tough, and it takes a while to get out of the habit (hence trying to ash a kitkat bar). But, I, and I'm sure a lot of other FML users, are proud. Fun fact: every cigarette you smoke takes eleven minutes off your life.

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  jcrook  |  0

#47, It's not that 'you will die within the number of cigarettes you smoke today x 11 minutes', as you seem to be suggesting. It's that your life will be shorter by roughly 'number of cigarettes you smoke in your life x 11 minutes'. Of course it's not exact, and giving up smoking can allow your body to repair the damage done by smoking and get you closer to a normal expected lifespan.

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  darkmis1  |  17

That's nasty 47! Have fun with your death sticks, and the side of cancer. OP: It's good that you're trying to quit, though I hope you do, instead of just saying it.

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  clivealmighty  |  0

47, .-. :D you're going to burn in hell weeee!!! can i go to your funeral x3 itll be pretty ironic if he gets lung cancer and dies within the next week o 3o i think i just jynxed you D;

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  jcrook  |  0

I know it's not easy to give up, I smoke myself and I know how difficult it is. You could just try cutting down a bit to start with; even that will be better for you. And everyone else giving #47 a hard time, maybe give him a break? He knows smoking is shitty but giving up isn't as easy as some people seem to think.

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  redsox4021  |  0

lol that's funny^^. the 11 minutes thing was by taking smokers and finding their normal life expectancy and then seeing how long they live. they then find how much they smoked on average a day. they are then able to see how much time was taken off their life by each cigeratte an averaging the group of people . it's not exact but u can gauarntee that smoking every day will lower your life expectancy. even if ur granma lived to 80 if she didn't smoke she probably couldve made it to 90.

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