By Aether - 03/05/2009 21:17 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was driving down the road at about 10pm, when the passenger in the car in front of me threw something out the window. The object flew towards and landed directly on my windshield. It was a condom. A used condom. It wasn't tied. Semen spreads out quite a bit when you're driving fast. FML
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today's going to be sunny with light semen showers

at least you weren't driving a convertible

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urface132 0

was he jerking it while he was driving

00yoda4 0

dude it will move on it's own if you give it time

tweetbaby14 18

did you put your head out the window so it could fly in your face? if not whatever

whoisthisgirl 4

clothes would be nice to wear

Oh that's nasty (Cleveland voice)

@246: Why would you wear a condom while masturbating?

holy crap, thats so wrong

FMLfan457 0

Last night, "No one liked my idea of calling the "(pandemic) a (hamdemic) . . . well, I'm drunks and I hope you all die in the Aporkalypse" MDTxt http://mydrunktxt.com/view/received/73

klutzywriter 0

#4 what the heck and wow why would a guy randomly throw a used condom out the window? freak...

maybe it wasn't a guy...

I'm thinking it was car sex and they wanted to prank someone with the used condom . Case solved!

today's going to be sunny with light semen showers

Hydra_fml 0

Ooo, vile. That sucks.

fuck that guy I would have followed him and beat the shit out of him.

LMAO. Gross. Well, the condom could have like, stuck to your car, so when you pulled up at a red light......