By Aether - 03/05/2009 21:17 - United States

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Today, I was driving down the road at about 10pm, when the passenger in the car in front of me threw something out the window. The object flew towards and landed directly on my windshield. It was a condom. A used condom. It wasn't tied. Semen spreads out quite a bit when you're driving fast. FML
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PlasticShark 0
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today's going to be sunny with light semen showers

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Serial 2
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at least you weren't driving a convertible

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urface132 0

was he jerking it while he was driving

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00yoda4 0

dude it will move on it's own if you give it time

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tweetbaby14 18

did you put your head out the window so it could fly in your face? if not whatever

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whoisthisgirl 4

clothes would be nice to wear

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Sports_guy3 28
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Oh that's nasty (Cleveland voice)

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teentee401 36
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@246: Why would you wear a condom while masturbating?

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wantmenot 0
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holy crap, thats so wrong

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FMLfan457 0

Last night, "No one liked my idea of calling the "(pandemic) a (hamdemic) . . . well, I'm drunks and I hope you all die in the Aporkalypse" MDTxt http://mydrunktxt.com/view/received/73

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klutzywriter 0

#4 what the heck and wow why would a guy randomly throw a used condom out the window? freak...

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i_wuz_nver_here 31
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maybe it wasn't a guy...

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applebramble 22
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I'm thinking it was car sex and they wanted to prank someone with the used condom . Case solved!

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PlasticShark 0
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today's going to be sunny with light semen showers

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Hydra_fml 0

Ooo, vile. That sucks.

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Gfrigo 1
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fuck that guy I would have followed him and beat the shit out of him.

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Brittanyy 0
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LMAO. Gross. Well, the condom could have like, stuck to your car, so when you pulled up at a red light......

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