FML : Today, I was driving down the road at about 10pm, when the passenger in the car in front of me threw something out the window. The object flew towards...

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Today, I was driving down the road at about 10pm, when the passenger in the car in front of me threw something out the window. The object flew towards and landed directly on my windshield. It was a condom. A used condom. It wasn't tied. Semen spreads out quite a bit when you're driving fast. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Aether - / Sunday 3 May 2009 21:17 / United States

Transportation

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By PlasticShark | 0

#165988 - Monday 4 May 2009 1:10

today's going to be sunny with light semen showers

By Serial_fml | 0

#165996 - Monday 4 May 2009 1:10

at least you weren't driving a convertible

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By samuke | 2

#165970 - Monday 4 May 2009 1:08

awww nasty

urface132 | 0

#982802 - Wednesday 21 April 2010 2:16

was he jerking it while he was driving

turtles1321 | 0

#987164 - Sunday 2 May 2010 6:41

6 win

00yoda4 | 0

#1035598 - Saturday 19 June 2010 4:53

dude it will move on it's own if you give it time

tweetbaby14 | 17

#1040551 - Wednesday 23 June 2010 19:46

did you put your head out the window so it could fly in your face? if not whatever

whoisthisgirl | 4

#1871738 - Tuesday 21 December 2010 1:17

clothes would be nice to wear

Sports_guy3 | 28

#5819524 - Tuesday 7 January 2014 6:55

Oh that's nasty (Cleveland voice)

teentee401 | 36

#5976832 - Monday 16 June 2014 0:21

@246: Why would you wear a condom while masturbating?

By wantmenot | 0

#165975 - Monday 4 May 2009 1:08

holy crap, thats so wrong

By pelica | 0

#165977 - Monday 4 May 2009 1:08

eww!

By FMLfan457 | 0

#165979 - Monday 4 May 2009 1:09

Last night, "No one liked my idea of calling the "(pandemic) a (hamdemic) . . . well, I'm drunks and I hope you all die in the Aporkalypse" MDTxt

http://mydrunktxt.com/view/received/73