htothecr
United States
Today, I was holding a lit cigarette in one hand and a lollipop in the other. Guess which one I licked? FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
CH
United States
Today, I pretended to smoke a bread stick that looked like a cigar. It made me feel cool. FML
Michelle
New Zealand
Today, I decided to quit smoking. During my lunch break, I tried to ash the KitKat bar that was in my hand after I took a bite. FML
a genius
United States
This is lit
Today, I lit a cigarette in the opposite direction of the wind. My hair blew into it, and caught on fire. FML
kaycie_lynn
United States
Today, I chuckled at a "No Smoking" sign as I lit my cigarette. I bent my head down to light it and somehow managed to light my hair on fire. FML
Anonyme
Ivry-sur-seine, France
Get back here
Today, a man in a hurry asked me for a light. Not being able to find my lighter amongst the muddle inside my handbag, I handed him my lit cigarette so he could light his. He took it from me, started smoking it and walked off. FML
Anonymous
Holy smokes
Today, I’m down to my last, partially snapped cigarette. I carefully taped it back together, enough for at least half a smoke. I then snapped it completely while opening the door to go outside and smoke it. FML
AintEasyBeinWheezy
United States
NOT NOW!
Today, while driving me to the hospital because I was having an asthma attack, my mother lit a cigarette. FML
david
United States
Today, I decided to smoke a cigarette while I was driving to work. I was also eating french fries during the drive. I had never realized how much a cigarette feels like a french fry. In conclusion, cigarettes don't taste very good when you bite into them. FML
Anonymous
Close but no cigar
Today, while lighting a cigar, I set my beard on fire. FML
ID10t
United States
Smoking is bad
Today, I was on my back porch having a cigarette. Not being all that awake yet, I threw the butt, still smoldering, on the ground. Did I remember that there was an ashtray right next to me? No. I did what I would do at work; I stamped it out. Barefoot. FML
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RyeBreadBoy 0
why would you eat candy and smoke at the same time? doesn't the taste of the cigarette kind of overpower the taste of the candy?
Sessee 4
YDI for smoking.
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shortgurlsaywahh 0
Wait a minute! The ciggarette wasn't yours? Now you just sound like a double idiot...how did u manage to mistakenly lick somethingg that u weren't holding the whole time?! You're officially a moron congratulations
thejuggernaut09 1
http://www.whycindywhy.com/?id=zdf70nh8v4p458qi4zwyizio17xbc
prettygirlsonly 0
SOMEONE STOP THIS ASSHOLE #116 IDIOOOOOOOT GO AND HAVE A FU***NG LIFE!
OneTwo12 0
look before you lick my friend.
KASHMIR_fml 0
#61. 2nd hand smoke is only worse than first hand smoke if that is the only thing u breathe in. for example (if u put ur mouth to the lit end and breathed). but in reality, it gets mixed with the air and 75% decontaminated. for example, if a person sits with someone whos smoking u most likely wont cough. but hand that same person his first cigarette he will definately cough his ass of. just felt like pointing that out. anyways, **** cigarettes. smoke weed. and all of u "u deserved it cuz u smoke" are retards because u obviously cant read #26.
bks913 0
which one? :)
megfml 0
You know what I don't get? Why its ok to hate on smokers but not on fat people. I'm not talking about people with thyroid problems or other health issues that cause weight gain, I'm talking about the people who weigh 300lbs and still chow down on big macs. I don't think its ok to hate on either group, I just always find it interesting that judgmental, pain-in-the-ass, morons limit their preaching to smokers. And don't give me that second-hand smoke crap, people who don't like smokers don't like them primarily because they want to feel superior to someone, second hand smoke is an additional reason or half-assed justification at best.
inerdablanket 4
#17; thank you! You totally deserved it.
dirtyhippie 0
Non smokers die everyday o_O I used to smoke but I quit while I was still young and healthy because it is expensive and not a good thing to do. It is still not what is to blame for all of the world's problems. Car pollution is bad and much further reaching than second hand smoke. More doctors are saying mobile phones cause problems, let alone the towers they use. That doesn't give me a sense of entitlemet to say YDI for driving or using a mobile. Notice this backlash never happens with drunken FMLs when alcohol effects a lot more people than the drinkers?
dirtyhippie 0
Yay 120! We the sheeple need to start thinking before bleating.