htothecr
United States
Today, I was holding a lit cigarette in one hand and a lollipop in the other. Guess which one I licked? FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
CH
United States
Today, I pretended to smoke a bread stick that looked like a cigar. It made me feel cool. FML
Michelle
New Zealand
Today, I decided to quit smoking. During my lunch break, I tried to ash the KitKat bar that was in my hand after I took a bite. FML
a genius
United States
This is lit
Today, I lit a cigarette in the opposite direction of the wind. My hair blew into it, and caught on fire. FML
kaycie_lynn
United States
Today, I chuckled at a "No Smoking" sign as I lit my cigarette. I bent my head down to light it and somehow managed to light my hair on fire. FML
Anonyme
Ivry-sur-seine, France
Get back here
Today, a man in a hurry asked me for a light. Not being able to find my lighter amongst the muddle inside my handbag, I handed him my lit cigarette so he could light his. He took it from me, started smoking it and walked off. FML
Anonymous
Holy smokes
Today, I’m down to my last, partially snapped cigarette. I carefully taped it back together, enough for at least half a smoke. I then snapped it completely while opening the door to go outside and smoke it. FML
AintEasyBeinWheezy
United States
NOT NOW!
Today, while driving me to the hospital because I was having an asthma attack, my mother lit a cigarette. FML
david
United States
Today, I decided to smoke a cigarette while I was driving to work. I was also eating french fries during the drive. I had never realized how much a cigarette feels like a french fry. In conclusion, cigarettes don't taste very good when you bite into them. FML
Anonymous
Close but no cigar
Today, while lighting a cigar, I set my beard on fire. FML
ID10t
United States
Smoking is bad
Today, I was on my back porch having a cigarette. Not being all that awake yet, I threw the butt, still smoldering, on the ground. Did I remember that there was an ashtray right next to me? No. I did what I would do at work; I stamped it out. Barefoot. FML
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RyeBreadBoy 0
why would you eat candy and smoke at the same time? doesn't the taste of the cigarette kind of overpower the taste of the candy?
Sessee 4
YDI for smoking.
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Comments (280)
blackhawk465 0
Wow YDI it for being retarded.
bartmasta 0
anyone who says YDI for smoking is an elitist **** and should die
msling55 0
yeeeah, you deserve it for smoking.
yesmy_love 0
so... i don't really understand how this happened... i mean... i dunno about you but i hold ciggiebutts a lot differently than i hold lollipops......... hm.
esklstar 0
smoking is BAD for u and people around u and the enviroment YDI!
oh_dee 0
Okay, so it wasn't your cigarette...YDI for holding the cigarette for someone and not just putting it out to piss them off and give them ten seconds of their life back =)
twilax101 0
@21 so YOURE the person telling that to ALL the fmls. i found you!
darkbrownmascara 0
Oh my god, how many of these "putting a cigarette into mouth whilst eating something else" FML's are we going to see? This site is getting repetitive....
Carosello 0
:( that's what you get for smoking u_u
GubuntoidOSX 0
Like many have already said, YDI for smoking.