htothecr
United States
Today, I was holding a lit cigarette in one hand and a lollipop in the other. Guess which one I licked? FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
CH
United States
Today, I pretended to smoke a bread stick that looked like a cigar. It made me feel cool. FML
Michelle
New Zealand
Today, I decided to quit smoking. During my lunch break, I tried to ash the KitKat bar that was in my hand after I took a bite. FML
a genius
United States
This is lit
Today, I lit a cigarette in the opposite direction of the wind. My hair blew into it, and caught on fire. FML
kaycie_lynn
United States
Today, I chuckled at a "No Smoking" sign as I lit my cigarette. I bent my head down to light it and somehow managed to light my hair on fire. FML
Anonyme
Ivry-sur-seine, France
Get back here
Today, a man in a hurry asked me for a light. Not being able to find my lighter amongst the muddle inside my handbag, I handed him my lit cigarette so he could light his. He took it from me, started smoking it and walked off. FML
Anonymous
Holy smokes
Today, I’m down to my last, partially snapped cigarette. I carefully taped it back together, enough for at least half a smoke. I then snapped it completely while opening the door to go outside and smoke it. FML
AintEasyBeinWheezy
United States
NOT NOW!
Today, while driving me to the hospital because I was having an asthma attack, my mother lit a cigarette. FML
david
United States
Today, I decided to smoke a cigarette while I was driving to work. I was also eating french fries during the drive. I had never realized how much a cigarette feels like a french fry. In conclusion, cigarettes don't taste very good when you bite into them. FML
Anonymous
Close but no cigar
Today, while lighting a cigar, I set my beard on fire. FML
ID10t
United States
Smoking is bad
Today, I was on my back porch having a cigarette. Not being all that awake yet, I threw the butt, still smoldering, on the ground. Did I remember that there was an ashtray right next to me? No. I did what I would do at work; I stamped it out. Barefoot. FML
Top comments
RyeBreadBoy 0
why would you eat candy and smoke at the same time? doesn't the taste of the cigarette kind of overpower the taste of the candy?
Sessee 4
YDI for smoking.
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jjjlc6173 0
just one more reason why YOU SHOULDNT SMOKE dude dasss nastyy
ohhhhshizzz 0
#76: My mom smoked most of my life, her entire family I was ALWAYS around them, I don't have cancer. And they quit this year. *knocks on wood.* Uhh, people if anyone of you say, YDI for it being their cig you guys are stupid and read #26, that's the OP. So stfu. Kay, that sucks I was hoping the lolli
chingchong_fml 0
wow that sucks... http://www.whycindywhy.com/?id=9rqhlg3c8pefv9vv1zcp6gz6zdm3
24788 7
Smoking = NASTY Lolli = Good Smoking + Lolli = both taste nasty at the same time. I smoke cigars and I wouldn't eat or drink while doing it unless it was a beer.
swirlsofhoney 0
Please everyone, read number 26!! They weren't smoking the cigarette! So if you're going to comment this DON'T PREACH ABOUT SMOKING
missgil 0
teach you to smoke :P
i_am_tiff_21 0
that's what you get for smoking
philadelphianus 0
hard candy + cigarettes = the fastest way possible to rot your teeth
endless63 2
LOOOOOOOOOLLLLL That cracked me up... ngaaaw
dr_house_MD 0
sounds like the french fry one....and YDI for smoking