htothecr
United States
Today, I was holding a lit cigarette in one hand and a lollipop in the other. Guess which one I licked? FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
CH
United States
Today, I pretended to smoke a bread stick that looked like a cigar. It made me feel cool. FML
Michelle
New Zealand
Today, I decided to quit smoking. During my lunch break, I tried to ash the KitKat bar that was in my hand after I took a bite. FML
a genius
United States
This is lit
Today, I lit a cigarette in the opposite direction of the wind. My hair blew into it, and caught on fire. FML
kaycie_lynn
United States
Today, I chuckled at a "No Smoking" sign as I lit my cigarette. I bent my head down to light it and somehow managed to light my hair on fire. FML
Anonyme
Ivry-sur-seine, France
Get back here
Today, a man in a hurry asked me for a light. Not being able to find my lighter amongst the muddle inside my handbag, I handed him my lit cigarette so he could light his. He took it from me, started smoking it and walked off. FML
Anonymous
Holy smokes
Today, I’m down to my last, partially snapped cigarette. I carefully taped it back together, enough for at least half a smoke. I then snapped it completely while opening the door to go outside and smoke it. FML
AintEasyBeinWheezy
United States
NOT NOW!
Today, while driving me to the hospital because I was having an asthma attack, my mother lit a cigarette. FML
david
United States
Today, I decided to smoke a cigarette while I was driving to work. I was also eating french fries during the drive. I had never realized how much a cigarette feels like a french fry. In conclusion, cigarettes don't taste very good when you bite into them. FML
Anonymous
Close but no cigar
Today, while lighting a cigar, I set my beard on fire. FML
ID10t
United States
Smoking is bad
Today, I was on my back porch having a cigarette. Not being all that awake yet, I threw the butt, still smoldering, on the ground. Did I remember that there was an ashtray right next to me? No. I did what I would do at work; I stamped it out. Barefoot. FML
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RyeBreadBoy 0
why would you eat candy and smoke at the same time? doesn't the taste of the cigarette kind of overpower the taste of the candy?
Sessee 4
YDI for smoking.
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Comments (280)
malaproposDame 0
You must be a blonde.
TheBritishOne 0
There was me thinking blonde jokes were old news. Get with the times love. Try coming up with something original.
Hoozen 0
you are a goddess
frootloop25 0
This is the stupidest FML I have ever read.
fatfaceunited 0
Shouldn't you have been able to tell by the way you were holding them... and you would have just licked the filter part, which you are already tasting by smoking. If you have burned you tongue off now that would have been an FML
jewelzgalore 0
OHHHHHH that sucks so bad
Antonio718 0
Your now retarded, congratulations
morganmorgan 0
*You're now retarded
htothecr 0
I didn't mention that the cigarette wasn't mine -.-
gummibehrs 4
Oh. Well FYL
littlebiggs23 11
I don't buy that. Pretty sure you're lying for the simple reason you don't like all the negative comments about smoking. And even if it wasn't yours, you're still dumb. YDI.
Enderman1323 8
Are you that stupid?
mac_fml 0
im sure everyone said it, but thats what you get for smoking. and eating a lolipop at the same time. if you are going to be doing that, then pay some freaking attention.
maggiewalters 17
i did that once. i was holding my earphone in one hand and eating popcorn with the other. i put the popcorn in my ear... at least i didnt crunch my earphone =/
TattooedToDeath 0
YDI for smoking
SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0
This is like the French fry and cigarette one. I don't see how you could mistake a cigarette for a lollipop... Did at least TASTE like a lollipop?