htothecr
United States
Today, I was holding a lit cigarette in one hand and a lollipop in the other. Guess which one I licked? FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
CH
United States
Today, I pretended to smoke a bread stick that looked like a cigar. It made me feel cool. FML
Michelle
New Zealand
Today, I decided to quit smoking. During my lunch break, I tried to ash the KitKat bar that was in my hand after I took a bite. FML
a genius
United States
This is lit
Today, I lit a cigarette in the opposite direction of the wind. My hair blew into it, and caught on fire. FML
kaycie_lynn
United States
Today, I chuckled at a "No Smoking" sign as I lit my cigarette. I bent my head down to light it and somehow managed to light my hair on fire. FML
Anonyme
Ivry-sur-seine, France
Get back here
Today, a man in a hurry asked me for a light. Not being able to find my lighter amongst the muddle inside my handbag, I handed him my lit cigarette so he could light his. He took it from me, started smoking it and walked off. FML
Anonymous
Holy smokes
Today, I’m down to my last, partially snapped cigarette. I carefully taped it back together, enough for at least half a smoke. I then snapped it completely while opening the door to go outside and smoke it. FML
AintEasyBeinWheezy
United States
NOT NOW!
Today, while driving me to the hospital because I was having an asthma attack, my mother lit a cigarette. FML
david
United States
Today, I decided to smoke a cigarette while I was driving to work. I was also eating french fries during the drive. I had never realized how much a cigarette feels like a french fry. In conclusion, cigarettes don't taste very good when you bite into them. FML
Anonymous
Close but no cigar
Today, while lighting a cigar, I set my beard on fire. FML
ID10t
United States
Smoking is bad
Today, I was on my back porch having a cigarette. Not being all that awake yet, I threw the butt, still smoldering, on the ground. Did I remember that there was an ashtray right next to me? No. I did what I would do at work; I stamped it out. Barefoot. FML
Top comments
RyeBreadBoy 0
why would you eat candy and smoke at the same time? doesn't the taste of the cigarette kind of overpower the taste of the candy?
Sessee 4
YDI for smoking.
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Comments (280)
brendons 0
its ok moses did something similar and it saved him from the egyptians ;D
Duckasaurus 0
Why were you holding both at the same time in the first place?
BaldOuting 0
lol same as everyone above. i used to be a smoker and i never had candy and a cig at once, maybe candy after, but never at the same time.
dean120028 0
LOL AT #6!! and once again alot of smoker haters
Jertastic 0
THE LOLLIPOP!!!
Duckasaurus 0
Everyone read #26. It wasn't his cigarette, he was probably holding it for someone while enjoying his lollipop. And even if WAS his, IT WOULD BE HIS CHOICE TO SMOKE, AND HIS CHOICE DOES NOT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH DESERVING THAT. I hate people like that. People who think that the OP is doing something that they don't like, and they just say "YDI".
bad_times 0
the lolllipop?
mattiscool 0
smoking weed like once a week or so is way healthier and cheaper then smoking like 20 ciggaretes a day.
TheBritishOne 0
What a load of rubbish. Smoking weed is just as bad as smoking cigarettes. You may aswell tell the OP to start shooting heroin. At least that way he'd die quicker, would save him a hell of a lot more money in the long run. Looser.
Hoozen 0
hey bitch weed is not that bad for you and everyone dies sometime right? why not die being high and laughing all the way to the grave
SBB5263 0
Spell "loser" right dumb **** or are you high?!
HelloStarshine 0
Oh, sounds like a good combo- not.
moosey1234 0
you choose the lollipop!!! hehe good choice lol