htothecr
United States
Today, I was holding a lit cigarette in one hand and a lollipop in the other. Guess which one I licked? FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
CH
United States
Today, I pretended to smoke a bread stick that looked like a cigar. It made me feel cool. FML
Michelle
New Zealand
Today, I decided to quit smoking. During my lunch break, I tried to ash the KitKat bar that was in my hand after I took a bite. FML
a genius
United States
This is lit
Today, I lit a cigarette in the opposite direction of the wind. My hair blew into it, and caught on fire. FML
kaycie_lynn
United States
Today, I chuckled at a "No Smoking" sign as I lit my cigarette. I bent my head down to light it and somehow managed to light my hair on fire. FML
Anonyme
Ivry-sur-seine, France
Get back here
Today, a man in a hurry asked me for a light. Not being able to find my lighter amongst the muddle inside my handbag, I handed him my lit cigarette so he could light his. He took it from me, started smoking it and walked off. FML
Anonymous
Holy smokes
Today, I’m down to my last, partially snapped cigarette. I carefully taped it back together, enough for at least half a smoke. I then snapped it completely while opening the door to go outside and smoke it. FML
AintEasyBeinWheezy
United States
NOT NOW!
Today, while driving me to the hospital because I was having an asthma attack, my mother lit a cigarette. FML
david
United States
Today, I decided to smoke a cigarette while I was driving to work. I was also eating french fries during the drive. I had never realized how much a cigarette feels like a french fry. In conclusion, cigarettes don't taste very good when you bite into them. FML
Anonymous
Close but no cigar
Today, while lighting a cigar, I set my beard on fire. FML
ID10t
United States
Smoking is bad
Today, I was on my back porch having a cigarette. Not being all that awake yet, I threw the butt, still smoldering, on the ground. Did I remember that there was an ashtray right next to me? No. I did what I would do at work; I stamped it out. Barefoot. FML
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RyeBreadBoy 0
why would you eat candy and smoke at the same time? doesn't the taste of the cigarette kind of overpower the taste of the candy?
Sessee 4
YDI for smoking.
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Meowff 0
Um ewww. Don't smoke and eat other things at the same time. I hope you burned your tongue.
Meowff 0
Um ewww. Don't smoke and eat other things at the same time. I hope you burned your tongue.
manoverboard 0
Omnomnom.
xClarkGable 0
YDI for smoking, indeed.
tiltwrestler 0
You sound like a druggie teenybopper *****. but that's just me.
phantomdonut 0
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phantomdonut 0
I did that with a pretzel and a crayon... orange crayon does NOT taste like citrus... For what it's worth, maybe there's a stop smoking lesson to be learned here. You don't want to lick a cigarette, but you'll take the contents into your lungs. See what I'm getting at here? For your health, any smokers reading this, please try to stop. I know it's very hard to do and you've heard it a million times before, but you'll be doing yourself and your loved ones a huge favor. My dad, a track and gymnastics star during high school, and the company baseball team star up into his early 40s, now carries a nebulizer and inhalers around with him - all the time. He developed asthma (and perhaps the early signs of emphysema) from smoking. Thanks for reading.
rocketeer_97 1
cool story bro
legitasaurusrex 0
tl;dr
nickkingcool 0
my dad is on that track he wont even try to stop
mattiscool 0
smoking is a waste of money and health, and it doesnt really give an effect. if your gonna smoke, then smoke weed!
kirby229 0
the part the OP is referring to that sucked would be the LIT cigarette part #17. I agree with the majority of people who commented though, smokers irritate me.
Atreyu_Love 0
Weed is just as bad, 19. But hey, I still smoke it.
NINJAPROTOTYPE10 0
Not true actually... doctors say that weed actually has less adverse effects than tobacco... im sold
gazzdogs 5
Not true actually ^ one joint does the same amount of damage as 20 cigarettes.
dutchkid 6
the two dont even compare, they both have different chemicals tht do different things to different parts of the body. i dont think weed is good for you but i know its not nearly as bad as cigs
littlebiggs23 11
You're an idiot. There is no adverse side effects to smoking weed many studies have looked into this and even after 20 years of smoking weed there is no damage to the lungs.