Today, I was hitting on a cute girl on the bus. It was going well, and she gave me her name to add on Facebook. Since I didn't have the app, I opened Safari on my phone. It opened to my video from Pornhub I watched yesterday and started playing, on full volume, through the entire bus. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at work and was in a conversation with some colleagues. I go to check my phone and accidentally clicked on the Safari app. Safari still had PornHub pulled up. FML
Today, I was using my phone while in a crowded waiting room, and I accidentally tapped on a YouTube video with the volume still at maximum. The first words everyone heard? "Fuck her right in the pussy!" FML
Today, I got bored and decided to visit a porn site. I typed in the address and hit enter. A split second later, I realized I wasn't typing into the browser address bar, but in a chat window on my other screen. I'd been chatting with a girl I wanted to get with at the time. FML
Today, while watching a movie on my iPad, a really cute girl sat next to me. Suddenly, everyone on the bus started clapping. I started to clap very loudly as well, asking the girl why we were clapping. She gave me a strange look. I then realized the applause was coming from my headphones. FML
Today, I was getting ready for bed, when I decided to watch some porno on the computer. Suddenly someone from my messenger list says, "You might want to turn off the 'What You're Listening To' option if you're watching porn." I snapped and exited the porn. 63 people saw. FML
Today, I was stalking my Bumble match’s Instagram feed before I said hello. I went to tap for sound on a video of him getting his backside tattooed but accidentally double-tapped and liked the video. Sound turned on and I realized I liked a video of him farting. Couldn’t say hello after that. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be funny to go to the Apple store and log me on to Facebook on every single computer. FML
Today, while taking a slow night at my waitressing job, I thought I heard the sound of crying coming from the kitchen. I rushed in, thinking something terrible had happened. Nope, the bus boy was just watching porn on his phone with no headphones. FML
Today, I accidentally connected my phone to my mum's headphones while watching porn. FML
Today, my girlfriend tried to cover my eyes while I was driving on the main street, all because she caught me looking at an ad featuring bikini-clad girls on the bus ahead of our car. FML
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ananas99_fml 10
How did she react?? lol
Setareh23 34
Now if she still friends you on FaceBook, you know you've got a keeper. Would've loved to see everyone's faces, hehe.
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Comments (125)
crystalxa 35
That is a great site! You shoud also always have the facebook app on hand!
alfalfalaffa 17
Come on people. How many of you disliked this but watch **** yourselves? Let's get real here! This could have happened to you too!
Nederlander95 14
Close your ******* sites dumbass
zoeaed 2
Dude... Download chrome and go incognito..
CosmicElk 26
ive been there dude, hope the girl and you get along though :)
clumsyninja13 21
Why didn't you use incognito mode?
tiredofwaiting 25
You need to delete the history or bookmark it on your computer for later use to ensure that never happens again.
crazy_loner 25
Shuold of shoved the phone up ur ****, woulda muffled it some. Lol muffled.
ixschmidt 13
You wouldn't be able to hear it anyways . Idiot
DizazterPiece 13
This is the funniest thing I've probably seen on here in awhile. Probably cause it's so relatable. ?