Because I'm sure someone who's tired and has barely slept, is going to consider the possibility that a high-priced hotel room would be in such an extremely poor location, and walk around on foot looking for potential sources of noise just to make sure it's not.

I would if the object of said purchase was to get a decent night's sleep. I wouldn't leave anything to chance.

How often does that really happen, though? I've stayed in a lot of hotel rooms and I don't recall a single time where noise was any sort of problem, even for the cheap ones. Who really checks the surroundings of a pricier joint especially? And even if they do, do you check the interior layout of the hotel to see if they have rooms near a noisy building? I mean that's just shitty design. I'm sure it's easy to say in retrospect that you'd check for all that stuff.

Not necessarily. Maybe her S.O. gave her a night off as a gift and was taking care of the baby

Yes how horrible if he'd have to look after it for one night after OP carried it for nine months, birthed it and has probably been around since minute one full time. Y'all here really hate mothers who request the least amount of their own time to recharge, because imagine the horror if that would have worked out and OP would be rested and in a better mood. I almost regret making a snippy comment with all you hyenas out there going after OP.