Have you just experienced an FML moment?
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Your instinct was right, because it’s good to laugh life off. Follow the instructions below, and if your story gets through the moderation process, it'll published in the next 24 hours or so.
You deserve to be with a guy who will NEVER call you that. You deserve better!
And then when he came back from the party, all his shit was out on the lawn, right?