By Anonymous - 24/10/2017 06:00

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Today, I had a few drinks with a female friend after having a bad week. I got so wasted that I wound up ending the night by giving my boyfriend a rimjob. He thoroughly enjoyed it and thinks it's going to be a regular thing now. FML
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Same thing different taste

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inappropes 31

Most things people do while drunk are something they have thought about but have some apprehension doing. It very well could be a new thing lol.

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123765 18

the drinking or the rim job is going to be a regular thing?

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123765 18

the drinking or the rim job is going to be a regular thing?

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Cali 54

Can't have one without the other, it seems!

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inappropes 31

Most things people do while drunk are something they have thought about but have some apprehension doing. It very well could be a new thing lol.

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RichardPencil 30

I guess you win the “Who Had a Worse Week” contest. A long future of literal ass-licking has to be worse than any of her petty complaints!

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Talented73 54

Rectum? Damn near killed 'um! Just remember, once you get past the smell, you'll have it licked.

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chosha_fml 26

Explain that’s not so before he can get too convinced it’s the new normal.

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seasonedtoast 19

I always thought rim job was another way of saying head job. I suddenly understand a lot of confusion from my teenage years.

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Just Some Dood 6

what's a head job?

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PenguinPal3017 19

It's where you repeatedly smash your head against their ass.

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Lobby_Bee 17

That's what happen when you introduce something new to the menu.

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Notmymonkeysnotmycircus 16

You literally kissing ass

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Razell 13

... as long as you don't blame any of your subsequent E. Coli infections on some innocent restaurant.

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Razell 13

' cause seriously: that's disgusting.

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