Today, I had a few drinks with a female friend after having a bad week. I got so wasted that I wound up ending the night by giving my boyfriend a rimjob. He thoroughly enjoyed it and thinks it's going to be a regular thing now. FML
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123765
| 18
the drinking or the rim job is going to be a regular thing?
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inappropes
| 31
Most things people do while drunk are something they have thought about but have some apprehension doing. It very well could be a new thing lol.
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123765
| 18
the drinking or the rim job is going to be a regular thing?
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Cali
| 54
Can't have one without the other, it seems!
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inappropes
| 31
Most things people do while drunk are something they have thought about but have some apprehension doing. It very well could be a new thing lol.
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RichardPencil
| 28
I guess you win the “Who Had a Worse Week” contest. A long future of literal ass-licking has to be worse than any of her petty complaints!
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Talented73
| 54
Rectum? Damn near killed 'um! Just remember, once you get past the smell, you'll have it licked.
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chosha_fml
| 25
Explain that’s not so before he can get too convinced it’s the new normal.
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Allie614032
| 34
Sounds like you had more than "a few" drinks.
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Alhana Peterson
| 3
or this person's tolerance sucks ?
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seasonedtoast
| 19
I always thought rim job was another way of saying head job. I suddenly understand a lot of confusion from my teenage years.
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Just Some Dood
| 6
what's a head job?
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Lobby_Bee
| 17
That's what happen when you introduce something new to the menu.
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Notmymonkeysnotmycircus
| 16
You literally kissing ass
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Razell
| 13
... as long as you don't blame any of your subsequent E. Coli infections on some innocent restaurant.
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Razell
| 13
' cause seriously: that's disgusting.