Match over

By dontask - 22/12/2018 18:00

Today, I was stalking my Bumble match’s Instagram feed before I said hello. I went to tap for sound on a video of him getting his backside tattooed but accidentally double-tapped and liked the video. Sound turned on and I realized I liked a video of him farting. Couldn’t say hello after that. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 34

Karma for stalking his Instagram profile, but a let-off for avoiding hooking up with a guy who films his farts, then posts them to his social media.

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JulietMarie 30

Sounds like it’s for the best! Wouldn’t want to hook up with a guy who records and posts him farting online. So gross!!

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Karma for stalking his Instagram profile, but a let-off for avoiding hooking up with a guy who films his farts, then posts them to his social media.

23 1
JulietMarie 30

Sounds like it’s for the best! Wouldn’t want to hook up with a guy who records and posts him farting online. So gross!!

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tounces7 27

Sounds like it was meant to be. And by that I mean, you were meant to find the farting video so you could avoid ever talking to that loser.

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PenguinPal3017 19

Now that's what I call a stinky situation!

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