Today, I was hitting on a cute girl on the bus. It was going well, and she gave me her name to add on Facebook. Since I didn't have the app, I opened Safari on my phone. It opened to my video from Pornhub I watched yesterday and started playing, on full volume, through the entire bus. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at work and was in a conversation with some colleagues. I go to check my phone and accidentally clicked on the Safari app. Safari still had PornHub pulled up. FML
Today, I was using my phone while in a crowded waiting room, and I accidentally tapped on a YouTube video with the volume still at maximum. The first words everyone heard? "Fuck her right in the pussy!" FML
Today, I got bored and decided to visit a porn site. I typed in the address and hit enter. A split second later, I realized I wasn't typing into the browser address bar, but in a chat window on my other screen. I'd been chatting with a girl I wanted to get with at the time. FML
Today, while watching a movie on my iPad, a really cute girl sat next to me. Suddenly, everyone on the bus started clapping. I started to clap very loudly as well, asking the girl why we were clapping. She gave me a strange look. I then realized the applause was coming from my headphones. FML
Today, I was getting ready for bed, when I decided to watch some porno on the computer. Suddenly someone from my messenger list says, "You might want to turn off the 'What You're Listening To' option if you're watching porn." I snapped and exited the porn. 63 people saw. FML
Today, I was stalking my Bumble match’s Instagram feed before I said hello. I went to tap for sound on a video of him getting his backside tattooed but accidentally double-tapped and liked the video. Sound turned on and I realized I liked a video of him farting. Couldn’t say hello after that. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be funny to go to the Apple store and log me on to Facebook on every single computer. FML
Today, while taking a slow night at my waitressing job, I thought I heard the sound of crying coming from the kitchen. I rushed in, thinking something terrible had happened. Nope, the bus boy was just watching porn on his phone with no headphones. FML
Today, I accidentally connected my phone to my mum's headphones while watching porn. FML
Today, my girlfriend tried to cover my eyes while I was driving on the main street, all because she caught me looking at an ad featuring bikini-clad girls on the bus ahead of our car. FML
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ananas99_fml 10
How did she react?? lol
Setareh23 34
Now if she still friends you on FaceBook, you know you've got a keeper. Would've loved to see everyone's faces, hehe.
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Comments (125)
perdix 31
How did this story Finnish? (You thought the Ghana puns were cheesy?)
RedPillSucks 33
It wasn't that bad.
RedPillSucks 33
You watch **** on your phone? How desperate are you? Wait till you get home and watch it on your computer like the rest of us pervs. This has been a public service announcement from Pervy Sage!
bandeek 30
Maybe he was in bed and only has a desk top computer
nickyjp 17
This is why I don't watch **** on my phone
Viet_fml 9
I have a different browser fir that. Skyfire ftw!
rawdoglyfe69 7
The worst part is that you still use Facebook
CharresBarkrey 16
He probably doesn't use it a lot if he doesn't have the app on his phone.
helmiz 17
way to go!! haha
lambda_fml 40
I thumbed it up. She gives good advise.
JennyK1414 13
it must have been especially awkward since you were sitting "on" her..
csi_fml 19
That's why I always close my apps/browser in my phone not like i watch that but still