Busted

By Extended_desktop - 11/09/2011 17:53 - Poland

Spicy
Today, I got bored and decided to visit a porn site. I typed in the address and hit enter. A split second later, I realized I wasn't typing into the browser address bar, but in a chat window on my other screen. I'd been chatting with a girl I wanted to get with at the time. FML
I agree, your life sucks 15 567
You deserved it 65 988

Same thing different taste

Top comments

If you wanted to get with the girl you were talking to, you should've been talking to her instead of going on a **** website. YDI my friend.

Comments

I'm trying to think of ways I could make it not seem so bad if this ever happened to me..I can't think of any, FYL and good luck with the next girl.

allisonbredow 0

This reminds me of my day... Except the sending the wrong thing... I got there no problem

Why were you looking at **** at the same time as hooking up?

#58, read the post carefully before making a stupid comment so you would understand he was chatting with her on the computer, but wanted to hook up with her.

prince122 0

You know a good way to have recovered from that is by after writing the site name say "what's this? My friends told me it's a fun site but I don't trust them and would hate to end up on a dirty and perverted **** site". Which would make her believe your not a pervert.

Jammy01jams 2

Thats why I make it to most girls I talk to that I am a regular guy and have seen **** before, and continue to watch it if I feel necessary. I tell girls returning about me. Not always a good thing, but that way she can't be disappointed later on. She knew what I was like. :D

How could you be bored, yet talking to a girl you wanted to get with?

"... Uhhhh... We should try this." might have been an ok response... Idk pal

SimpleMinds_fml 7

Just say "sorry my dumbass friend typed that as a joke" it can get you out of a lot of these situations. Just think on your feet

HowAreYouToday 34

Lol op needs a life... Tine to go to the flea market!

Am I the only girl that wouldn't mind? :scratches head: I mean, as long as it's not girl on girl, I could care less.

cocknblock 0

Just say ur friend did it or a sibling

Unless she's really stupid, she must know that most guys watch ****, so it won't really be a surprise.

ky765 0
kickazz16 15

Looks like you'll be googling **** more often now! Lol :) it's ok, tomorrow is always a new day!

lolololer 8

maybe the girl will suggest a better **** site to OP :P

Conversation starter? Does she watch the same categories you do?

If you wanted to get with the girl you were talking to, you should've been talking to her instead of going on a **** website. YDI my friend.

12vballchick12 5
IAmNotAnAnimal 9

40, 41, 41, 41, Just post that a couple more times.

otb113 7

don't listen to her OP! #6 is one of them gingers!

Apparently 41 wanted four things at once

leadman1989 15

Cool story bro tell it- oh I see you've already told I several times, I'll just excuse myself. Cheers.

leadman1989 15

As if you wouldn't thank the gods if she let you touch her. FYL

IAmNotAnAnimal 9

52- I didn't know they let 10 year olds on here. In fact, I think #6 is pretty.

Hey some gingers are hot, and have a soul! Just gotta know whrere to look...

The key word in this fml is "been" which is past tense which would incline op was no longer talking to her...

otb113 7

ayyy woah woah. Sorry if I offended you ms Lemonkittens. No sarcasm, seriously. I posted that in way lighter spirits than it was interpreted.

The_FMLs 0

OP: Types **** site into chat. *Panic* Girl: Shit... You found it. OP: Found what? Girl: Never mind.... OP: Searches her. Finds her. Suddenly it doesn't matter as much if he gets her or not. But if she's on there she could be open to it.

IAmNotAnAnimal 9

Hmm, I was going to make a suggestion but it seems like what ever I want to post it "anti-floods" it. What ever the **** that means.

I'm guessing you never did well with compound words.

Leave the comment maker thing. Then try postin it again. It always works for me.

overthelimit 3

8- its the only site i would let slide. but YDI anyway OP.

ItsApril 0

spankwire or xhamster lol which is a weird name

Pornhub is great, so is xnxx! I use them both. Not many people know about the latter, but I highly recommend it.

pauley317 0

47 - I don't know what it is either, but Japan didn't have it..

zakkyzebra 11

Cant forget the classic youporn

Has anyone realized you're all comparing your favorite **** sites? What is wrong with you people? There are children on here! Btw mine is pornhub too.

Kids shouldn't be here. The site is 16+. I'm sucha hypocrite... I been here for 2 years and I just hit 16...

Haha porns **** so any works for me but the best would probably be googlehammer.com check it out ;)

Al_HyLo 5
slushpup9696 12

I recommend lemonparty, I can really get off to that. ...umad?

fr33m3xican 0

Go there very often? Why not just go out and get laid?

Spenerish 0

There's a 5 video per day limit on PornHub on the iPod. Xnxx is my fave!

Youjizz and youporn! This is probably weird coming from a girl but whatever

cwestover 0
Lennes 12

Delightful. Aren't you a catch?

Madiluvsyuh98 2

What **** site some yu cant really tell if its a **** site or not

Well **** is two naked lovers having sexual intercourse. So I'm pretty sure it would be easy to tell if it's a **** site or not.

Madiluvsyuh98 2

I mean the web address :) i know what **** is

Words of advice: Double check your comment before grammar Nazis found out. That's probably why the FML team added the edit feature when you make a comment. Av least that's how it is on the app.

but you know she's going to click on it.

MerrikBarbarian 9

aren't you a tad young for ****?

haleyyraee96 0

At* sorry Commander223 it was starting to annoy me..

ItsApril 0

In addition to the last comment.... @33 *find You used a present and past tense in the same sentence. =p

ItsApril 0

Hm... there was supposed to be an empty line entered after *find. I guess my phone doesn't want to cooperate. :/

X] It's ok. Hahaha. Mistakes were meant to be corrected.

gandhislayer 6

32- how do you know what **** is? You're only 14.

I found out about **** when I was 9, the hard way.

prince122 0

Ohnestly theres no point in making the age requirement for **** 18 years. Half the people who watch **** are 11-17 year olds.

Madiluvsyuh98 2

110 how do you not know what **** is

Im pretty sure 6 yr olds know about ****

Don't worry! Just because you've ruined any chance you had with the girl doesn't mean she'll never be interested in you- oh wait, it does.