Today, I was hitting on a cute girl on the bus. It was going well, and she gave me her name to add on Facebook. Since I didn't have the app, I opened Safari on my phone. It opened to my video from Pornhub I watched yesterday and started playing, on full volume, through the entire bus. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at work and was in a conversation with some colleagues. I go to check my phone and accidentally clicked on the Safari app. Safari still had PornHub pulled up. FML
Today, I was using my phone while in a crowded waiting room, and I accidentally tapped on a YouTube video with the volume still at maximum. The first words everyone heard? "Fuck her right in the pussy!" FML
Today, I got bored and decided to visit a porn site. I typed in the address and hit enter. A split second later, I realized I wasn't typing into the browser address bar, but in a chat window on my other screen. I'd been chatting with a girl I wanted to get with at the time. FML
Today, while watching a movie on my iPad, a really cute girl sat next to me. Suddenly, everyone on the bus started clapping. I started to clap very loudly as well, asking the girl why we were clapping. She gave me a strange look. I then realized the applause was coming from my headphones. FML
Today, I was getting ready for bed, when I decided to watch some porno on the computer. Suddenly someone from my messenger list says, "You might want to turn off the 'What You're Listening To' option if you're watching porn." I snapped and exited the porn. 63 people saw. FML
Today, I was stalking my Bumble match’s Instagram feed before I said hello. I went to tap for sound on a video of him getting his backside tattooed but accidentally double-tapped and liked the video. Sound turned on and I realized I liked a video of him farting. Couldn’t say hello after that. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be funny to go to the Apple store and log me on to Facebook on every single computer. FML
Today, while taking a slow night at my waitressing job, I thought I heard the sound of crying coming from the kitchen. I rushed in, thinking something terrible had happened. Nope, the bus boy was just watching porn on his phone with no headphones. FML
Today, I accidentally connected my phone to my mum's headphones while watching porn. FML
Today, my girlfriend tried to cover my eyes while I was driving on the main street, all because she caught me looking at an ad featuring bikini-clad girls on the bus ahead of our car. FML
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ananas99_fml 10
How did she react?? lol
Setareh23 34
Now if she still friends you on FaceBook, you know you've got a keeper. Would've loved to see everyone's faces, hehe.
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Comments (125)
Ziggy122 15
And that is why you clear your history after you watch ****.
WhatsYOURname6 25
Happened to me once in a different situation. Mortifying! FYL.
Japie89 3
Who the hell watches **** on their smartphone, anyway?
plagiarismo 16
Every guy I've met... And me.
Jessie2410 15
And your chances of not needing to use pornhub in the future just went down the drain.
Offspring_fml 27
Not a very smart thing to do. xD
yankeesfancg 13
Who the **** doesn't have the Facebook app? I thought it jus automatically came with all phones now
mikepzz 27
You mean you didn't watch it till the end? That sucks :(
Chewiebhz 15
Why wouldn't you have the app?
CharlesM21 3
That's what yo get for watching **** on your PHONE!!!
rebelliousshroom 12
Am I the only one who thinks it's a little inappropriate to hit on someone on the bus? If you're going to a bar you're entering the arena for these things, but if you're just trying to get from one place to another on the collective transport, I think you ought to be free from having to deal with people trying to get in your pants. Probably big cultural differences here, though...