FML : Today, while taking a slow night at my waitressing job, I thought I heard the sound of crying coming from the kitchen. I rushed in, thinking something...

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Today, while taking a slow night at my waitressing job, I thought I heard the sound of crying coming from the kitchen. I rushed in, thinking something terrible had happened. Nope, the bus boy was just watching porn on his phone with no headphones. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By koanroak - / Monday 22 June 2015 03:08 / United States - Carrollton

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By hayleybee44 | 12

#6328168 - Monday 22 June 2015 18:09

I hope he washed his hands afterwards...

By runninggirl8 | 16

#6328164 - Monday 22 June 2015 18:08

at least nothing terrible happened

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By sorainu | 18

#6328163 - Monday 22 June 2015 18:07

When I accidentally comment on the wrong fml >.>

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Miss_Chevious | 37

#6328192 - Monday 22 June 2015 18:17

what a waste of a first comment

By runninggirl8 | 16

#6328164 - Monday 22 June 2015 18:08

at least nothing terrible happened

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Rinat_fml | 26

#6328236 - Monday 22 June 2015 18:38

It was terrible, for OP.

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zahidnasir | 19

#6328311 - Monday 22 June 2015 19:42

i think its ok for a lady like you

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jforren | 14

#6328513 - Monday 22 June 2015 23:17

Okay, but why would it be okay to say that?

By hayleybee44 | 12

#6328168 - Monday 22 June 2015 18:09

I hope he washed his hands afterwards...

By iPixelCheese | 19

#6328169 - Monday 22 June 2015 18:09

Umm. I have no words, sorry that you had to witness that OP

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pooldude | 24

#6328253 - Monday 22 June 2015 18:54

you just said you had no word! Then you go ahead and... this is why i have trust issues

By dakatabg | 31

#6328170 - Monday 22 June 2015 18:09

Killing some time on the phone

By Misskreher | 30

#6328171 - Monday 22 June 2015 18:09

A mans gotta do what a mans gotta do

By Tournesol143 | 28

#6328177 - Monday 22 June 2015 18:11

I imagine the people hearing that while waiting for their food must think the cooks are pretty passionate about their jobs!

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extrasnipes | 22

#6328263 - Monday 22 June 2015 19:10

Oh yeah oh yeah milk it milk good. Not to fast though. Mhmm oh yeah that's amazing. Oh Mhm cum on, where's the special sauce.

By Sandsh8rk | 36

#6328178 - Monday 22 June 2015 18:11

I guess porn can't wait for anything.

By satanic_fml | 13

#6328187 - Monday 22 June 2015 18:14

sounds like the start of a porno

By archnarquibquib | 21

#6328212 - Monday 22 June 2015 18:27

Who watches porn at work? What the fuck?

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katydid91 | 27

#6328420 - Monday 22 June 2015 21:23

Right?! Especially in the food industry!

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