Today, I was hit in the head by a golf ball. I wasn't near a golf course, and nobody was anywhere in sight. I'm still trying to figure out what happened. FML
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xXHollowIchigoXx 17
That's god telling you he doesn't like you.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Jesus: ****! Fore!!!!
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Comments (142)
annihil8or 15
Now you know how the golf ball feels when you club the crap out of it for half a day.
raykyogrou0 4
That's heaven saying "**** this particular person"
PenguinBitch 44
It was Peter! Heads up!
4Sharks 4
It was Tiger Wood's long lost brother, Cheetah Can.
ElatedEarthling 15
Maybe the golf ball came from the fourth dimension through a miniature tear in the fabric of space, and because the human mind is incapable of perceiving such events, to OP it seemed like it appeared from thin air... or perhaps a magician was playing a trick on OP.
musicalnoodles23 5
If there was a fourth dimension, it would create a black hole. OP would have been sucked into a black hole.
parkwaydrive7 9
Yepp I've done that before, golf would be so much easier that way
perdix 31
You're about a quarter-mile away from Happy Madison.
Deadpoolscomedywriter 6
you mean happy gilmore
Obey_StudBoii 23
It was a sign from up above.
Dcm210 19
Tiger Woods was practicing.
devil_laugh 8
Well, that's an early gift from above. Lucky you, it didn't crack up your skull. ;)