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By SoDead - 5/12/2020 04:01 - United States - Center Point

Overbearing parents are the worst

  Today, my mother, who thinks I'm a virgin, called me while I was having sex with my boyfriend. I have to answer every time she calls or she freaks out. I ended the conversation quickly and hung up. Or so I thought. She listened in to the rest of our 20-minute lovemaking session, and I have some explaining to do. FML
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By  Finch69  |  0

I used to work at a dog grooming place and we would put a tree up every year. My boss finally changed it to a fake tree since the dogs would use it as a toilet...but with the fake tree, we never had any troubles since there was no scent.

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  Back_In_Action  |  18

Yeah, really. Urine has a very distinct smell. Also, wouldn't the dog realize the tree is fake from the lack of scent? Darwinism will take care of this dog and the OP.

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By  Tamara2011  |  0

haha well either your dumb because it took 2 weeks for you to realize or your dog just outsmarted you either way that sucks and good luck getting rid of the smell someones gonna need a new tree :)

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  pancakes_n_syrup  |  0

We have a 3 year old potty trained dog but each Christmas, without fail, she will go to the bathroom under the tree from the day we put it up until the day we take it down.

something about those trees makes them think they're outside or something

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