Today, I was hit in the head by a golf ball. I wasn't near a golf course, and nobody was anywhere in sight. I'm still trying to figure out what happened. FML
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xXHollowIchigoXx 17
That's god telling you he doesn't like you.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Jesus: ****! Fore!!!!
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Comments (142)
MisterMichael 9
You got hit in the head with a golf ball. That's what happened.
howdeedoo 22
I'm pretty sure OP already knew that
SkateboardGirl88 11
No shit Shirlock.
howdeedoo 22
*Sherlock
MisterMichael 9
Nice^
BryanThaMan 14
it residual debris from the FML boobquake. You're welcome
MissNicky177 6
Haha
SakataGintoki 9
Boobquake... That just made my day:)
IsThatAHorse 5
LMAO am I the only person feeling terrible that I laughed histerically at the OP of the whole "boobquake" thing?
ifyacantbeatem 5
I've seen people hit golf balls with wooden baseball bats... They usually go pretty far
RvidxrKlvn 8
Just Dirty Mike and The Boys causing shenanigans again
challan 19
I call shenanigans!
DocBastard 40
That's what you get for walking near a ninja golf course.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Your comment will be deleted, and every FMLer shall be neutralized. Thank alot, Noor.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Sounds like someone partied a little too hard at the club... Maybe it was a birdie who dropped it from up above, or a golfer trying to protect himself from the bogeyman. I hope you can putt your fears to rest so you aren't too jumpy while you drive home, but maybe you should be in case you end up with a hole in one of your windows! Good luck, op.
senor_awesome 14
I just hope he didn't miss his tee time with his boss. In this economy, he needs to make all the green he can while he can.
Warden1986 16
Did you live near the Addam's family?
intelliDude 7
You were hit in the head by a golf ball. That's what happened.
Chris455 8
What about you? But now i'm also involved. I shouldn't have bothered either.
stabbymcstabstab 6
Ya don't say!!!
Looee 20
I think God is trying to tell you something