Today, I was hit in the head by a golf ball. I wasn't near a golf course, and nobody was anywhere in sight. I'm still trying to figure out what happened. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got hit so hard in the head by a dodgeball that a contact popped right out. To make matters worse, I continued to get hit as a futilely searched for it. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to take an airhorn to a golf course and blow it while people were teeing off. It was very funny, until I blew the horn during some guy's backswing and his ball was shanked in my direction and hit me in the head. FML
Today, I was practicing my golf swing on my front lawn. I took a swing and on the backstroke the golf club slipped out of my hands. Next thing I know, it hits a neighbor's window, shatters it, and goes right into their living room. FML
Today, I was in the cafeteria at a table near the guy I like. He was playing around with a ball with a couple of his friends. They dropped it, and it rolled over next to my foot. When I bent down to pick it up, I smashed my head against a chair. FML
Today, it was my first day of softball practice. I'm the youngest one on the team by about 2 years, so I wanted to prove I'm just as good as everyone else. Too bad I tripped in the outfield and got hit in the head with a bat. I have a concussion. FML
Today, while playing golf on a local course, my idiot of a friend decided to push his pushcart down a massive hill towards me. When he realized that I was going to be hit, he screamed for me to move, but it was too late. I collapsed to the ground in pain, all while he chuckled about the situation. FML
Today, I was walking in the street, and the next thing I know, I'm waking up in a hospital. According to witnesses, a guy came up and hit me over the head with a baseball bat. Apparently that's a thing that happens now. But it's okay, he had an excuse: he said he was drunk. FML
Today, I got hit in the face at a dodge-ball tournament. My entire mouth was bloody. The sad thing is, I wasn't even playing. FML
Today, I was hit in the head with a football during class. Spanish class. FML
Today, I got a concussion. It was when an entire shelf of bicycle helmets tumbled onto my skull. FML
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xXHollowIchigoXx 17
That's god telling you he doesn't like you.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Jesus: ****! Fore!!!!
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Comments (142)
KociaQ 30
I know that some hail can look like golf balls... maybe it was one of those cases?
AussieAndo 2
The same thing happened to me a few weeks ago but it was a tennis ball. I had just stepped out of the train station in the middle of town and it was the middle of a busy weekday. Nobody else even notices it.
maz95 17
The sky could be falling!!!
Twisted_Angel 17
the sky is falling!!!! or the logical answer... someone was playing golf in their backyard, and your head was unfortunately in the wrong place at the wrong time.
kAPISH 29
omg, both me and my little friend are laughing
kAPISH 29
Why can't you post youtube links on this?.__. /watch?feature=player_embedded&v=fvnyJRc2IHU
kAPISH 29
Why can't you comment youtubelinks? .__.
Pix3lJunk 12
I did it! Sorry!
StanSmith2013 26
It was Happy mother-******* Gilmore!
jessicachapo 1
big foot!!
JustHayden 5
Someone has an amazing drive, that's what happened.
The_F3rris 11
Roof golfers.