Today, I was hit in the head by a golf ball. I wasn't near a golf course, and nobody was anywhere in sight. I'm still trying to figure out what happened. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I got hit so hard in the head by a dodgeball that a contact popped right out. To make matters worse, I continued to get hit as a futilely searched for it. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to take an airhorn to a golf course and blow it while people were teeing off. It was very funny, until I blew the horn during some guy's backswing and his ball was shanked in my direction and hit me in the head. FML
Today, I was practicing my golf swing on my front lawn. I took a swing and on the backstroke the golf club slipped out of my hands. Next thing I know, it hits a neighbor's window, shatters it, and goes right into their living room. FML
Today, I was in the cafeteria at a table near the guy I like. He was playing around with a ball with a couple of his friends. They dropped it, and it rolled over next to my foot. When I bent down to pick it up, I smashed my head against a chair. FML
Today, it was my first day of softball practice. I'm the youngest one on the team by about 2 years, so I wanted to prove I'm just as good as everyone else. Too bad I tripped in the outfield and got hit in the head with a bat. I have a concussion. FML
Today, while playing golf on a local course, my idiot of a friend decided to push his pushcart down a massive hill towards me. When he realized that I was going to be hit, he screamed for me to move, but it was too late. I collapsed to the ground in pain, all while he chuckled about the situation. FML
Today, I was walking in the street, and the next thing I know, I'm waking up in a hospital. According to witnesses, a guy came up and hit me over the head with a baseball bat. Apparently that's a thing that happens now. But it's okay, he had an excuse: he said he was drunk. FML
Today, I got hit in the face at a dodge-ball tournament. My entire mouth was bloody. The sad thing is, I wasn't even playing. FML
Today, I was hit in the head with a football during class. Spanish class. FML
Today, I got a concussion. It was when an entire shelf of bicycle helmets tumbled onto my skull. FML
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xXHollowIchigoXx 17
That's god telling you he doesn't like you.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Jesus: ****! Fore!!!!
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Comments (142)
EpicBlondie89 19
Were there any tall buildings around?
hermafadeer 5
Op-(walking down street) WACK! Op-"what the ****?" (Golf ball proceeds to bounce) Guy around corner proceeds to laugh uncontrollably cause he got it all on film to post on YouTube
catkat1988 17
I bet two young doctors were goofing around, shooting golf balls off the roof of a hospital. You never watched Scrubs?
Chris455 8
It's probably one of those rogue golf balls that was once hit so hard, that it flew into space and came down years later only to hit your head. This historic event is truly amazing.
queeennnale 18
Lmao dying
Chris455 8
I'm so sorry. What is your condition?
SUPA_TOLL_CAL 6
Gotta love scrubs
Jonny_Blaze0017 26
That was Happy Gilmore missing his putt
Randomness_Too 7
Tiger Woods wife?
whogivesafuck88 10
What happened is someone is a hell of a driver!! Were you near Woods? Tiger I mean
MrMcG 3
*raises hands and screws up hair*.... Aliens.