Intimacy: Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend of nine months when...

By MID12 - 23/03/2009 17:22 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend of nine months when she gets a phone call and decides to answer it. It was her fiancé that I knew nothing about. She told me she was engaged while I was still inside of her. FML

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By coltsfoot - 23/05/2010 09:08 - Norway

Today, while having sex with the guy I have seen for about 3 years, he answered the phone. I found out that he had a girlfriend while he was inside me. FML

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By jailbirdlove - 11/10/2010 01:38 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were making love. Her phone rang, and she stopped to answer it. It was her ex-boyfriend, calling her from jail. She talked to him for 15 minutes. To top it all off, before she hung up, I heard her tell him she loved him, and couldn't wait for him to get out. FML

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By unamyous - 08/06/2012 13:26 - United States - Canoga Park

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot in the bedroom. Her phone rang and she stopped to have an hour long conversation with her ex. FML

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By Crazy Crazy Crazy - 13/09/2013 00:01 - Canada - Burlington

Today, my fiancée called off our wedding, because she found out I had sex with another woman. Three years before we even met. FML

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By John - 12/12/2021 11:01

Today, my fiancée decided to leave me because she wasn't happy. Little did I know, she's been fucking her coworker for the past month or so. FML

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By awskme - 09/01/2010 00:36 - France

Today, I was having passionate sex with my girlfriend of nine months. She was making a lot of noise, so I told her to keep it down, and reminded her that my parents and sister downstairs. A few minutes later, I got a text from my sister, saying my parents wanted to make sure I was wearing a condom. FML

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By taylor w - 31/10/2014 02:32 - United States

Today, I found out the guy I've been dating for 5 months is engaged to his girlfriend of 3 years. I found out as we were talking, waiting for him to come outside after work. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2009 09:43 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend of 3 months and I were in the middle of a heavy make-out session when his cell rang. Normally, he'd ignore it. This time however he pushed me off of him and said "Shit! It's probably my girlfriend!" I thought I was his girlfriend. FML

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By FML - 19/01/2016 06:41 - United States

Today, I found out my fiancée has been sleeping with the salesman I bought her engagement ring from. He knew. FML

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Oops...

By the other woman - 26/06/2018 01:30

Today, I found out that the guy I lost my virginity to a few months ago was in a relationship the whole time. How did I find out? His now ex-girlfriend called to yell at me. FML

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Seegtease 0

Monday 23 March 2009 23:26

Tell her fiance.

ohhboyy 0

Monday 23 March 2009 23:27

u should have shouted "HONEY I'M HOME!"

Comments

MercWithTheMouth_fml 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 0:06

I mean it sucks for you that she didn't tell you but hey, you're drinking another dude's milkshake free of charge-- he's the one dumb enough to marry her (probably bought a huge ring you've never seen). I say you do all the shit girls don't do with their husbands.

Vagabones 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 0:07

You should have at least finished. I mean, you're already in her right? At least get something out of this misadventure.

ideclarewar 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 0:08

LOL #12

Jaywin 3

Tuesday 24 March 2009 0:11

We're no strangers to love...

uhnonnuhmus 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 0:11

If I had that happen while a guy was doing that to me, I'd just use perhaps the best line EVER from a movie to say to someone who's having sex with you: "That'll do, pig, that'll do."