Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend of nine months when she gets a phone call and decides to answer it. It was her fiancé that I knew nothing about. She told me she was engaged while I was still inside of her. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, while having sex with the guy I have seen for about 3 years, he answered the phone. I found out that he had a girlfriend while he was inside me. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were making love. Her phone rang, and she stopped to answer it. It was her ex-boyfriend, calling her from jail. She talked to him for 15 minutes. To top it all off, before she hung up, I heard her tell him she loved him, and couldn't wait for him to get out. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot in the bedroom. Her phone rang and she stopped to have an hour long conversation with her ex. FML
Today, my fiancée called off our wedding, because she found out I had sex with another woman. Three years before we even met. FML
Today, my fiancée decided to leave me because she wasn't happy. Little did I know, she's been fucking her coworker for the past month or so. FML
Today, I was having passionate sex with my girlfriend of nine months. She was making a lot of noise, so I told her to keep it down, and reminded her that my parents and sister downstairs. A few minutes later, I got a text from my sister, saying my parents wanted to make sure I was wearing a condom. FML
Today, I found out the guy I've been dating for 5 months is engaged to his girlfriend of 3 years. I found out as we were talking, waiting for him to come outside after work. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 months and I were in the middle of a heavy make-out session when his cell rang. Normally, he'd ignore it. This time however he pushed me off of him and said "Shit! It's probably my girlfriend!" I thought I was his girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out my fiancée has been sleeping with the salesman I bought her engagement ring from. He knew. FML
Today, I found out that the guy I lost my virginity to a few months ago was actually in a relationship the whole time. How did I find this out? His now ex-girlfriend called to yell at me. FML
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Seegtease 0
Tell her fiance.
ohhboyy 0
u should have shouted "HONEY I'M HOME!"
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Comments (161)
MercWithTheMouth_fml 0
I mean it sucks for you that she didn't tell you but hey, you're drinking another dude's milkshake free of charge-- he's the one dumb enough to marry her (probably bought a huge ring you've never seen). I say you do all the shit girls don't do with their husbands.
Vagabones 0
You should have at least finished. I mean, you're already in her right? At least get something out of this misadventure.
ideclarewar 0
LOL #12
Jaywin 3
We're no strangers to love...
uhnonnuhmus 0
If I had that happen while a guy was doing that to me, I'd just use perhaps the best line EVER from a movie to say to someone who's having sex with you: "That'll do, pig, that'll do."
isantorin 0
#2 never try to be witty ever again please #17 LMAO
effthis 0
#2 wtf? that was random and stupid.. u shudve yelled im cumming or better yet, get her pregnant and see how her fiance will like that
Beccabee 0
lol #36
danceydancetime 0
omg that *****!
Mallika 0
LMFAO #22