By Anonymous - 27/9/2014 02:46 - United States - Vancouver
Today, I'm sick with the worst head cold of my life. For some reason whenever I cough, I also fart. Everyone thinks I'm just trying to cover up flatulence with fake coughing. FML
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  Iceberg86300  |  14

Yeah, I'm not going to try this out. And not because I'm a guy that doesn't want to wear a thong, but because this is ludicrous. If you have gas, you might be able to make it unnoticeable. If you have gas and a cough or anything that requires a sharp contractions of your diaphragm there's no controlling of how the gas exits.

Maybe stuff a squeaky toy squeaker up your ass and say it's just your lungs wheezing LOL.