Intimacy: Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend of nine months when...

By MID12 - 23/03/2009 17:22 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend of nine months when she gets a phone call and decides to answer it. It was her fiancé that I knew nothing about. She told me she was engaged while I was still inside of her. FML

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By coltsfoot - 23/05/2010 09:08 - Norway

Today, while having sex with the guy I have seen for about 3 years, he answered the phone. I found out that he had a girlfriend while he was inside me. FML

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By jailbirdlove - 11/10/2010 01:38 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were making love. Her phone rang, and she stopped to answer it. It was her ex-boyfriend, calling her from jail. She talked to him for 15 minutes. To top it all off, before she hung up, I heard her tell him she loved him, and couldn't wait for him to get out. FML

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Phone-blocked

By unamyous - 08/06/2012 13:26 - United States - Canoga Park

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot in the bedroom. Her phone rang and she stopped to have an hour long conversation with her ex. FML

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You deserved it 4 156

Unreasonable

By Crazy Crazy Crazy - 13/09/2013 00:01 - Canada - Burlington

Today, my fiancée called off our wedding, because she found out I had sex with another woman. Three years before we even met. FML

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You deserved it 7 988

The truth will out

By John - 12/12/2021 11:01

Today, my fiancée decided to leave me because she wasn't happy. Little did I know, she's been fucking her coworker for the past month or so. FML

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Disrespectful

By awskme - 09/01/2010 00:36 - France

Today, I was having passionate sex with my girlfriend of nine months. She was making a lot of noise, so I told her to keep it down, and reminded her that my parents and sister downstairs. A few minutes later, I got a text from my sister, saying my parents wanted to make sure I was wearing a condom. FML

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You deserved it 29 083

By taylor w - 31/10/2014 02:32 - United States

Today, I found out the guy I've been dating for 5 months is engaged to his girlfriend of 3 years. I found out as we were talking, waiting for him to come outside after work. FML

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You deserved it 3 537

By Anonymous - 05/04/2009 09:43 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend of 3 months and I were in the middle of a heavy make-out session when his cell rang. Normally, he'd ignore it. This time however he pushed me off of him and said "Shit! It's probably my girlfriend!" I thought I was his girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 16 393

By FML - 19/01/2016 06:41 - United States

Today, I found out my fiancée has been sleeping with the salesman I bought her engagement ring from. He knew. FML

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You deserved it 1 455

Oops...

By the other woman - 26/06/2018 01:30

Today, I found out that the guy I lost my virginity to a few months ago was in a relationship the whole time. How did I find out? His now ex-girlfriend called to yell at me. FML

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Seegtease 0

Monday 23 March 2009 23:26

Tell her fiance.

ohhboyy 0

Monday 23 March 2009 23:27

u should have shouted "HONEY I'M HOME!"

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Phillay632 0

Monday 23 March 2009 23:50

You should have pulled out and squirted her in the eye.

ohhboyy 0

Monday 23 March 2009 23:51

#2 never ever again

Ron_fml 0

Monday 23 March 2009 23:54

I hope you got her pregnant for vengence

latuka 0

Monday 23 March 2009 23:56

I concur #7! and #19! #16: he said he was inside her when his dick was inside her ******. if you didn't figure that out for realz, then do what 19 said and get off the site. come back in 10 years. and to OP: duuude that sucks. call her fiancee man. and do it quick! and send that letter that someone else posted.

couldbeworse55 0

Monday 23 March 2009 23:58

Dude... unless you have a problem with consistent sex, wait til they're married to tell the fiancé :) she's engaged, still having sex with you... "don't fix it if it ain't broke"

Crazyjohnb 23

Tuesday 15 September 2015 5:25

your not wrong.... just an asshole

Freudian_Slip 0

Monday 23 March 2009 23:59

You should have gone at it like crazy while she was on the phone so she'd at least make some noises to give away what was going on.

bluewatchmendong 0

Monday 23 March 2009 23:59

I would agree with #27, you should've made her make noises or you should've made noises.

fmlplz 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 0:00

True story: There was a guy in my dorm that was having sex with this girl. Her boyfriend called while he was inside her. He answered the phone and said, "She'll call you back."