Intimacy: Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend of nine months when...

By MID12 - 23/03/2009 17:22 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend of nine months when she gets a phone call and decides to answer it. It was her fiancé that I knew nothing about. She told me she was engaged while I was still inside of her. FML

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By coltsfoot - 23/05/2010 09:08 - Norway

Today, while having sex with the guy I have seen for about 3 years, he answered the phone. I found out that he had a girlfriend while he was inside me. FML

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By jailbirdlove - 11/10/2010 01:38 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were making love. Her phone rang, and she stopped to answer it. It was her ex-boyfriend, calling her from jail. She talked to him for 15 minutes. To top it all off, before she hung up, I heard her tell him she loved him, and couldn't wait for him to get out. FML

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Phone-blocked

By unamyous - 08/06/2012 13:26 - United States - Canoga Park

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot in the bedroom. Her phone rang and she stopped to have an hour long conversation with her ex. FML

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Unreasonable

By Crazy Crazy Crazy - 13/09/2013 00:01 - Canada - Burlington

Today, my fiancée called off our wedding, because she found out I had sex with another woman. Three years before we even met. FML

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The truth will out

By John - 12/12/2021 11:01

Today, my fiancée decided to leave me because she wasn't happy. Little did I know, she's been fucking her coworker for the past month or so. FML

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Disrespectful

By awskme - 09/01/2010 00:36 - France

Today, I was having passionate sex with my girlfriend of nine months. She was making a lot of noise, so I told her to keep it down, and reminded her that my parents and sister downstairs. A few minutes later, I got a text from my sister, saying my parents wanted to make sure I was wearing a condom. FML

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By taylor w - 31/10/2014 02:32 - United States

Today, I found out the guy I've been dating for 5 months is engaged to his girlfriend of 3 years. I found out as we were talking, waiting for him to come outside after work. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2009 09:43 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend of 3 months and I were in the middle of a heavy make-out session when his cell rang. Normally, he'd ignore it. This time however he pushed me off of him and said "Shit! It's probably my girlfriend!" I thought I was his girlfriend. FML

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By FML - 19/01/2016 06:41 - United States

Today, I found out my fiancée has been sleeping with the salesman I bought her engagement ring from. He knew. FML

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By the other woman - 26/06/2018 01:30

Today, I found out that the guy I lost my virginity to a few months ago was in a relationship the whole time. How did I find out? His now ex-girlfriend called to yell at me. FML

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Seegtease 0

Monday 23 March 2009 23:26

Tell her fiance.

ohhboyy 0

Monday 23 March 2009 23:27

u should have shouted "HONEY I'M HOME!"

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whitegold 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 3:29

eh. atleast she told you before you guys got so serious that YOU went out and bought an engagement ring for her. ahaha. wouldn't that be something.

TheNameless_fml 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 3:34

Oh man, that sucks.

Kyzomo 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 3:43

nut in her face then call da finance n tell em da story

Devin_Duke 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 3:51

LMAO, thats when you scream while she's on the phone, "Oh yeah baby you like that?" or something else like that. Her fiance would find out, get pissed, and call off the engagement cause she was cheating on him.

greatnt249 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 4:03

I don't care if you're a woman; that's just creepy, #68.

f0rged 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 4:04

Agreed

Ptvlover 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 4:32

Its okay. Maybe her fiance is #2 he watches spongebob instead of getting any action....so you WERE her bitch. Congrats.

helloogooodbye 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 4:32

WHAT DID #2 SAY? Lol i'm dying to know too

Saya_nee_chan 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 4:32

:,( wat a bitch. Definately tell her fiance. Thats horrible. X(

Ptvlover 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 4:38

everyone on the bottom of this page. #2 said something like this "how did she get inside of you? She mustve been really teeny like that one episode in spongebob where sandy shrinks spongebob and patrick so they can get inside of squidward". Epic fail.