Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend of nine months when she gets a phone call and decides to answer it. It was her fiancé that I knew nothing about. She told me she was engaged while I was still inside of her. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while having sex with the guy I have seen for about 3 years, he answered the phone. I found out that he had a girlfriend while he was inside me. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were making love. Her phone rang, and she stopped to answer it. It was her ex-boyfriend, calling her from jail. She talked to him for 15 minutes. To top it all off, before she hung up, I heard her tell him she loved him, and couldn't wait for him to get out. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot in the bedroom. Her phone rang and she stopped to have an hour long conversation with her ex. FML
Today, my fiancée called off our wedding, because she found out I had sex with another woman. Three years before we even met. FML
Today, my fiancée decided to leave me because she wasn't happy. Little did I know, she's been fucking her coworker for the past month or so. FML
Today, I was having passionate sex with my girlfriend of nine months. She was making a lot of noise, so I told her to keep it down, and reminded her that my parents and sister downstairs. A few minutes later, I got a text from my sister, saying my parents wanted to make sure I was wearing a condom. FML
Today, I found out the guy I've been dating for 5 months is engaged to his girlfriend of 3 years. I found out as we were talking, waiting for him to come outside after work. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 months and I were in the middle of a heavy make-out session when his cell rang. Normally, he'd ignore it. This time however he pushed me off of him and said "Shit! It's probably my girlfriend!" I thought I was his girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out my fiancée has been sleeping with the salesman I bought her engagement ring from. He knew. FML
Today, I found out that the guy I lost my virginity to a few months ago was actually in a relationship the whole time. How did I find this out? His now ex-girlfriend called to yell at me. FML
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Seegtease 0
Tell her fiance.
ohhboyy 0
u should have shouted "HONEY I'M HOME!"
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Comments (161)
kellster 2
#83: right, because no man would ever pull any kind of shit like that ever, would he. **** you.
fmlbaby_fml 0
As someone who is getting married in a month and a half, I am completely disgusted by the girl in this FML. What the hell is wrong with this bitch that she is ******* someone else while she is ENGAGED?! I mean, what is she doing getting married?! She obviously doesn't give a shit about anyone but herself! To the OP, I'm so sorry! What a shitty thing to find out, and the way you found out was even worse! You should let her fiancee know for two reasons: 1- The poor bastard obviously has no clue and needs to know-- yes, this is a FML for you, but its also a MAJOR FML for him too! 2- She doesn't deserve to be with either of you two... you both need to kick her ass to the curb!
mata_fml 0
wow number 68. i can tell you like it daily.
bigcrazymike 6
Blackmail her into making a sextape...then send it to her fiance.
ashley_rogers08 0
im sorry to hear this.. i had a semi similiar situation.. i was dating a guy, later to find out he had a fiance. except he never told me about it. he did tell me he had a kid n that his baby mama USED to live with him. so when i would go to his house, that was his excuse for the girl shit. he said she just hasnt picked it up yet. i know i wasnt incredibly smart about the situation.. but he was a GOOD liar. ugh. why the hell are these people WITH finaces cheating? if you tell someone you are going to spend the rest of your life with them, DONT CHEAT! if you feel like you have to cheat, you dont really love the one your engaged with and you should end things before you decide to get in someone elses pants. but i guess, technically, i wasnt even the one that got cheated on. he was with her before he was with me. so i was unknowingly the sideline ho. fml.
sleepless15_p 0
Dude that sucks, but I do not get how she could be engaged without you atleast being suspicious
2200dtn 0
Have sex with her again and while you're doing it, take photos and then post a copy to her parents and her finances parents ;D
csigabajnok 0
Heh, assrape her, that'll teach 'em! :)
TEAZO 0
id take the phone and call that dude back be like your girl if doing other men u really wanna marry a nasty *****.
Puolukka 4
It would be even more f-ed up if her fiance and her agreed on waiting to have sex until there married...but then she's out f***ing you o.O who knows...that is horrible though... If I were you I would totally tell the guy that his fiancee is cheating on him...before he spends even more money on a wedding band and a wedding... But I can't helpt but wonder how you were just the guy she cheated with, for NINE months?! Do you guys spend that little time together? Because I'm guessing her fiance would have gotten suspicious if she hadn't been spending lots of time with him....