Evidence

By Lawyer time - 08/08/2023 16:00

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Today, I found a receipt from a lingerie store for some nice garments. When I asked my wife about it, she stammered and said it was a birthday surprise, then got mad at me for ruining it. My birthday isn't for almost ten months and she hasn't been sexual with me for years, much less spontaneous. Nice try. FML
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maskedangel 11

Yeah she’s cheating on you. Run for the hills

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JackWood 20

Hang on to the receipt for 10 months and make sure and check off what's on the list.

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maskedangel 11

Yeah she’s cheating on you. Run for the hills

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JackWood 20

Hang on to the receipt for 10 months and make sure and check off what's on the list.

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Doom_Kitty 12

Have you considered that she just saw it, wanted it and bought it? You know...for herself. It's not like this kind of underwear is something you can wear exclusively for men^^

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D J's MOM 17

did you not notice the part where she was caught off guard and stammering for a reply?.... ya, she's cheating.......

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Call the stupid bastard out and see if you can get a pre-nup backdated.

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RichardPencil 30

She needs ten months of diet and exercise to get ready for that night. Duh.

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