Embarrassing and Miscellaneous: Assface

Assface

By bitches. - 15/06/2009 00:39 - United States

Today, I was walking by a bunch of pretty girls. I'm not the most attractive boy, so I walked by nervously. I heard one yell, "Hey cutie!" I turned to look, and they started laughing. She said, "Oh my god, sorry! I assumed you were cute from your butt!" Apparently, my ass is nicer than my face. FML

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By british_babe - 05/10/2013 17:51 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was reminded that while I have a nice waist, bum and boobs, I'm unspeakably ugly. I was walking down the street when a guy wolf-whistled from behind me, and when I turned around, he visibly recoiled in disgust. FML

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By Marie - 27/07/2010 07:46 - Canada

Today, I was walking towards a group of guys playing basketball, who stopped and stared at me while saying, "Daaaamn..." As I passed them, one of them said, "She looked hotter from a distance." FML

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You deserved it 5 166

By notgay - 12/02/2013 02:30 - United States - Alfred

Today, I was walking with my friend. The girl in front of us had a really nice ass, so I turned to my friend and said, "Damn, she has a perfect ass." He replied, "That's a guy." FML

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You deserved it 39 026

By thathurt - 01/01/2012 00:51 - United States

Today, while shopping at Wal-Mart, a guy grabbed my butt. When I turned around to slap him, he shook his head, said "Nice ass but such an ugly face", then walked away. I've never been told I'm ugly before. FML

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You deserved it 8 396

By fugly - 06/06/2015 00:44 - United States - Landenberg

Today, as I was putting stuff into the back of my car, a man walked by and said I looked "super fine." When I looked up to look him in the face, he immediately looked disgusted and basically ran away. Apparently, my face does that. FML

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You deserved it 2 369

By Mr. Shawzy - 14/01/2009 13:09 - Canada

Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML

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You deserved it 9 222

By iammike - 24/08/2010 22:36 - United States

Today, I saw two cute girls walking my way as I was parking my car. Trying to impress them, I got out and attempted to coolly walk to the sidewalk. I tripped on the curb, scraped both my knees, and was laughed at all the way until I got back inside my car. FML

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You deserved it 36 026

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By Anonymous - 01/12/2022 15:00 - United States - Federal Way

Today, I walked into work and overheard three of my female coworkers talking and laughing about how ugly my face is, and how they’re sorry for whoever has to marry me. They went on to name the coworkers they actually would sleep with. I’m 25 and I've still never had a girlfriend. Thanks for the self-esteem boost. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2009 03:10 - United States

Today, I was volunteering at a school, as I walked past the swings these two girls smiled and said "wow, you are so pretty!". I smiled back and said "awww, well thank you!." As I walked past I hear them laughing, "she actually believed us." FML

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You deserved it 5 153

By DopeDickDover - 26/10/2015 15:50 - United States

Today, at school, a cute girl kept glancing up at me, giggling, and looking away as soon as I looked at her. So naturally I walked up to her and asked if she wanted to go out sometime. She said she didn't like me, she was just laughing at how big a zit was on my forehead. FML

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You deserved it 2 576

EvenIfItKillsMe 0

Monday 15 June 2009 9:28

awh. People can be so mean.

ichnal 0

Monday 15 June 2009 9:34

You sound like a sweety, though. At least your ass is nice?

Comments

EvenIfItKillsMe 0

Monday 15 June 2009 9:28

awh. People can be so mean.

troyboyd05 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 5:44

Don't worry about it man. You should have yelled back "I hope to God your ass looks better then your face too, otherwise you're screwed."

ZleveL 0

Thursday 27 May 2010 4:34

haha :D

wintamint101 7

Thursday 17 June 2010 21:11

aww dont worry one day youll find a girl who likes you for who you are

xxwtfwasthatxx 0

Monday 19 July 2010 11:39

yeah, shoulda brought 2 guns and banged her

conversesk8er 0

Tuesday 10 August 2010 10:51

219- lol

blankaex 0

Tuesday 31 August 2010 17:16

#224, more like "bang, bang", eh? 2 guns, bang, bang? Eh? Eh? :D

thatfunnyguy77 0

Sunday 15 April 2012 19:50

**** off Canadian

SasuNaru_fml 0

Monday 15 June 2009 9:28

Meanies.

galt 13

Sunday 8 July 2012 17:08

All I could say was awwwwwww :(

rihannalover 0

Monday 15 June 2009 9:28

shallow bitches. be confident!

xya943 0

Monday 15 June 2009 9:34

Girls are so stuipd...

Akazuki 26

Wednesday 25 July 2012 0:50

Whoa, whoa. Hold it. Although I agree that the girls making fun of OP were total bitches, that does not give you the right to declare that girls are stupid. Had someone said "guys are stupid!!!1!", you would see 5 replies saying that it is wrong to judge all by the actions of one. Don't be an ass.

ichnal 0

Monday 15 June 2009 9:34

You sound like a sweety, though. At least your ass is nice?

RitzyHoke 0

Monday 15 June 2009 9:35

Never turn and look. I remember during primary, Childish kids used to call people 'hey handsome', And when they look back, They'll say something like "Ew, not you!" So yeah, They are probably just childish.

paxromana 0

Monday 15 June 2009 9:36

I'm sorry to be represented by those inbred moronic girls who think they rule the world. I PROMISE that not all girls are rude like that and beauty is in the eye of the beholder! Don't forget! P.S. A nice ass is always a plus!