Today, I was having a debate with my friend, who actually believes karma is real. He got very angry with me and stormed off, tripping over his own feet in the process. I laughed and asked what he'd done in a past life to deserve that one. He responded by getting up and punching me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in a big Skype chat, which somehow turned into a heated argument. My friend lost it, typed "your stupid" and called me a "looser." When I pointed out the irony of his messages, he rage-quit, drove all the way to my house, and punched me in the face at the door. FML
Today, I started talking to a friend about how he needs to stop overreacting and getting angry very easily. He kicked sand up in the air, and it came back into his eyes. He started getting angry, and when I told him this is what I was talking about, he hit me in the nose. FML
Today, I was ranting about creationists, when a friend interrupted me. He managed to mount a defense of creationism that I couldn't argue with. I got so flustered, I punched him in the face and ran away. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a heated argument. He raised his hand like he was going to hit me. Having been hit by my ex before, I panicked and instinctively kicked his legs out from under him. He then dumped me because he said he was just gonna scare me, but I used real violence on him. FML
Today, I left my house angrily after arguing over the Super Bowl. I guess karma gets nasty when you wish a member of the opposing team would break his back. I fell down the stairs. FML
Today, a friend thought it would be funny to shove me over; I face-planted. I was going to say "Fuck you" and "I will kill you." It came out as "I will fuck you." He's still laughing. FML
Today, I was having an argument with my girlfriend in front of our friends. I didn't want her to spoil my good time, so I ignored her until she disappeared. She re-appeared thirty minutes later just to throw a punch that would make Muhammad Ali jealous. Our friends' reaction? They clapped. FML
Today, I tried to give my friend a fist bump. He thought I was trying to punch him so he punched me in the face. FML
Today, some guy I passed in the street was so high out of his mind, he beat the crap out of me, thinking I was a piñata. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into an argument; however, his new-found passion for hardcore rapping meant that he tried to "diss" me using bad rhymes and ill thought-out putdowns. It was ridiculous, and didn't really make any sense, so I started giggling. He stormed off, grumbling. FML
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insanexnh 13
You have your beliefs, and he has his. Why do you have to make fun of him for it? YDI.
melanie177 1
See karma is real!
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Comments (102)
cfire800 0
karmas a bitch
CRC_101 31
60 - I assume you're responding to me about studying? Well, I'm quite glad you have. Although if you're only 18, then you have much more to learn, I'm sure. As do I, of course, but I'm not using them as proof in my argument. The reason you come across as ignorant is, ignoring the grammar and spelling mistakes, you just tried to sum up complex aspects of at least three different religions in one sentence. That suggests a lack of knowledge. There you go, you can decide if you're ignorant or not. I obviously have no good perception from a few comments on a thread. And on the what I believe - goodness no. Ironically, followers of satanism don't even believe in Satan. Wicca is just a religion like any other, no more evil or less evil or whatever you think about religions than all the others. You can be quite condescending, actually, I agree.
Kktlive 3
Well I gotta say karma was a bitch on your friends behalf for pushing his beliefs on you and then tripping afterwards.
ChibiChibi_fml 28
Based on the mocking question after the friend tripped, and the phrase"Who actually believes Karma's real" as thought it is some incredulous thing, I'm going to guess the friend got angry because the OP started the debate. I could be wrong but I'm willing to bet quite a bit that this "debate" was something more along the lines of the OP trying to convince their friend that Karma isn't real.
reddudeover 2
Half of you don't know what karma is and the other half is just trolling... hopefully. Him hitting you was him admitting his stupidity and utter lack of substance for his ideological position. This is JUST like the nurse FML except now everyone's lost their logic!
mega00ant 0
Not a FML. You're just a cry baby.
day624 14
You deserved that one for sure
dmandan 4
LOL... You deserved it ... Life is energy force ! You get what you give ... Mentally and Physically ...
MrRager7 1
I like corn
GoldenGrizzly 7
It is fine to state your beliefs in a debate, but mocking someone you know is sensitive about it is crossing the line.