FML : Today, some guy I passed in the street was so high out of his mind, he beat the crap out of me, thinking I was a piñata. FML

Today, some guy I passed in the street was so high out of his mind, he beat the crap out of me, thinking I was a piñata. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 27 May 2015 14:21 / Mexico

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By RickySleeves | 20

#6303376 - Thursday 28 May 2015 0:09

You mean he beat the candy out of you

By igg125 | 30

#6303382 - Thursday 28 May 2015 0:10

Hopefully he didn't use a big stick

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By abc2601 | 20

#6303348 - Thursday 28 May 2015 0:00

Hope you are okay now, OP!

By TenebrionHZ | 5

#6303350 - Thursday 28 May 2015 0:01

Hey, look at the bright side. At least he didn't demand candy.

HersheySquirts | 17

#6303417 - Thursday 28 May 2015 0:36

I think the bright side of the situation were the colors of OP's outfit.

TenebrionHZ | 5

#6303432 - Thursday 28 May 2015 0:51

Correct !

By karatekid97 | 17

#6303355 - Thursday 28 May 2015 0:02

Did any candy come out?

cheesebond | 26

#6304137 - Thursday 28 May 2015 23:58

I'm here to confirm that this is a valid question

By samlovesham1234 | 9

#6303358 - Thursday 28 May 2015 0:03

Must've been on bath salts or synthetic pot.

Epickitty58 | 29

#6304119 - Thursday 28 May 2015 23:00

....how did you gain this kind of knowledge?

By spinda | 22

#6303361 - Thursday 28 May 2015 0:04

Ouch.

By tormcn | 26

#6303367 - Thursday 28 May 2015 0:05

Was he doing bathsalts?

By Eloxia | 7

#6303368 - Thursday 28 May 2015 0:06

Viva piñata!

By NoBookNoGood | 14

#6303372 - Thursday 28 May 2015 0:07

That is FUCKED UP. just like him.... Hope you are not seriously injured.

By deademolover | 16

#6303374 - Thursday 28 May 2015 0:08

and you didnt fight back or at least try to run away? en serio?

By RickySleeves | 20

#6303376 - Thursday 28 May 2015 0:09

You mean he beat the candy out of you

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