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He should've pulled her aside instead of ignoring her. In a way he did deserve it, who knows what she was arguing about...
Yes, everyone who uses ignoring the other party as a tactic should get punched in the face. Hear that, guys? Now when your girlfriend gives you the silent treatment, you can punch her. Don't forget parents of teenagers. [SARCASM. All sarcasm. I do not condone violence in relationships, at all.]
The champ is here
30: I downvoted you, but only for assuming that only women hate to be ignored. Ignoring someone is the ultimate disrespect, and it affects anyone, male or female.
Extra turkey, whole wheat...
She gave him a sucker punch on the side. Boom.
And don't forget the mustard!
I can't believe no one made a "knuckle sandwich" joke. Too 90s?
Very nice
Float like a butterfly Sting like a bee Got decked in the face Now watch out for her knee
Float like a Butterfly Sting like a Bee Get punched in the Mouth Loose any teeth?
Float like a butterfly Sting like a bee You look like a pussy Much to her glee
Float like a butterfly Sting like a bee Gonna make a big ol Ccccombo breaker. Whoopee!
40- you just killed it....
Float like a butterfly Sting like a bee My girlfriend just socked me Like Muhammad Ali.
I hate to be a syllable nazi, but some of these poems really killed my laughgasm. It started feeling good, getting funny, reaching climax then someone had to rapid-fire cram lots of syllables. Or just made an ending that was too forced or that made no sense. The rhythm is everything, guys. Ugh. Disappointment.
Both of you are ridiculous.
I agree they are both childish... and definitely needs to grow up. Violence (the punch) and non communication ( ignoring) doesn't sound like a good relationship... They should handle their agruements way better if they want it to last. I don't like violence and doesn't matter if the female did it. Very unacceptable behavior!
Well of course your friends clapped. They don't want to get hit with that. She doesn't care about your face so obviously she won't care about theirs.
Totally just gonna say that.. Lmao
Now, if OP were a girl and it was her boyfriend who hit her, it would be called abuse... I would break up with her if I were you, OP.
if you honestly deserve that then you deserve an abusive boyfriend. i could justify it but yoire clearly a bitch yourself
So if my girlfriend ignores me I can hit her with a right hook? By your logic, she deserves it...
I kinda see both sides. He shouldn't have been a dick, and she shouldn't have punched him. Who punches, anyway? She couldn't slap him? Or better yet, key his car or break his Xbox or something equally painful?
It's abuse no matter who punched who I agree.
Ignoring somebody is also emotional abuse. We don't know what the argument was about, but suffice it to say these two need to end their relationship immediately, because at least one of them has some serious growing up to do. I'm looking at you, OP.
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I think she just made you her bitch. Now go make her a sandwich.
Float like a butterfly Sting like a bee Now your balls Belong to a she.