He should've pulled her aside instead of ignoring her. In a way he did deserve it, who knows what she was arguing about...

and obviously he deserved it considering he ignored her. doesn't he know that's the number one way to piss a girl off!?

But of hedidnt ignore her, he probably would have gotten the same. Damned if he does, damned if he didnt

Yes, everyone who uses ignoring the other party as a tactic should get punched in the face. Hear that, guys? Now when your girlfriend gives you the silent treatment, you can punch her. Don't forget parents of teenagers. [SARCASM. All sarcasm. I do not condone violence in relationships, at all.]

If he didn't* I really do hate my phone -_-

The champ is here

30: I downvoted you, but only for assuming that only women hate to be ignored. Ignoring someone is the ultimate disrespect, and it affects anyone, male or female.

Extra turkey, whole wheat...

She gave him a sucker punch on the side. Boom.

And don't forget the mustard!

I can't believe no one made a "knuckle sandwich" joke. Too 90s?

Very nice

Float like a butterfly Sting like a bee Got decked in the face Now watch out for her knee

Float like a Butterfly Sting like a Bee Get punched in the Mouth Loose any teeth?

These were all so beautiful! *applause* :D Float like a butterfly Sting like a bee His girlfriend just punched him Now OP's her fresh meat

Float like a butterfly Sting like a bee You look like a pussy Much to her glee

Float like a butterfly Sting like a bee Gonna make a big ol Ccccombo breaker. Whoopee!

40- you just killed it....

Float like a butterfly Sting like a bee My girlfriend just socked me Like Muhammad Ali.

The first two or three of these were funny. The rest were just annoying.

Yeah well fuck you guys too .___.

I hate to be a syllable nazi, but some of these poems really killed my laughgasm. It started feeling good, getting funny, reaching climax then someone had to rapid-fire cram lots of syllables. Or just made an ending that was too forced or that made no sense. The rhythm is everything, guys. Ugh. Disappointment.

I agree they are both childish... and definitely needs to grow up. Violence (the punch) and non communication ( ignoring) doesn't sound like a good relationship... They should handle their agruements way better if they want it to last. I don't like violence and doesn't matter if the female did it. Very unacceptable behavior!

Haha Kevin Hart is one funny dude.

Totally just gonna say that.. Lmao

He ignored her.. For his own selfish reason instead of at least trying to work it out.. He deserved it!

if you honestly deserve that then you deserve an abusive boyfriend. i could justify it but yoire clearly a bitch yourself

So if my girlfriend ignores me I can hit her with a right hook? By your logic, she deserves it...

Shut up 16. Would you be saying OP deserves it if the genders were reversed? That kind of reaction is NOT okay. It's abuse.

I kinda see both sides. He shouldn't have been a dick, and she shouldn't have punched him. Who punches, anyway? She couldn't slap him? Or better yet, key his car or break his Xbox or something equally painful?

It's abuse no matter who punched who I agree.

Ignoring somebody is also emotional abuse. We don't know what the argument was about, but suffice it to say these two need to end their relationship immediately, because at least one of them has some serious growing up to do. I'm looking at you, OP.

That's not girl power, that's being a dramatic bitch.

I would ignore the bitch, too. Even more if she punched me. Besides, if you were to switch the roles, everyone would pounce on the OP's boyfriend for being abusive, blah blah blah...

No, that's what he gets for dating a crazy bitch.

12- He must not like anal.