By Rohirus - Sweden
Today, during the early hours, I got hungry and went to grab something to eat. I entered the kitchen, only to see my stark-naked dad sitting at the table, eating cereal and reading the paper. He just nodded at me and said, "Son." I think I need a new pair of eyes. FML
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By  EvilTwerp  |  12

Does your dad normally call you 'Son'?

  EvilTwerp  |  12

Haha no, not all that desperate. Just couldn't think of anything else to say. I suppose today is just another downvote type of day...

Edit: His dad could have said "hey there squirt".

  missalkali  |  8

83- yeah, he did. the reason being he's quoting someone so he's using quotation marks.
the world has come to a sad state if people assume quotation marks mean that what's inside them must be in a joking manner. I mean, hello! 2nd grade English!!

  boofgall  |  16

Should walk in acting normal and nod back with a "dad", then up to your room and freak there.
He obviously didn't expect anyone else to be up at that time. I've gotten up naked before to eat when I was hungry, it's not big deal really, just bring a blanket incase someone else could get up.


Yeah 9, you're such a "weirdo"...why would you say such a normal response?!?!

Lol...40, prrrretty such you took it the wrong way there bud. Think 9 meant that that isn't an image that's ever going to leave his mind by the sheer fact that OP is scarred for life by what he saw.

Some people, I swear.

  aw3som3sauc3  |  10

Just making the comment now, reposts are for blatant homosexuals, keep that in mind next time. Just in case you can't understand why you are being thumbed down so mercilessly.

  Amethyst888  |  14

Why do people keep saying this whenever there is a FML with naked parents in it? Just because you see your parents naked doesn't mean you're going to start having sex with them! I would be scared for life! My first reaction to seeing my parents naked or doing oral would definitely not be incest, but maybe that's just me (although I seriously hope not)