Today, I was having a debate with my friend, who actually believes karma is real. He got very angry with me and stormed off, tripping over his own feet in the process. I laughed and asked what he'd done in a past life to deserve that one. He responded by getting up and punching me. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was in a big Skype chat, which somehow turned into a heated argument. My friend lost it, typed "your stupid" and called me a "looser." When I pointed out the irony of his messages, he rage-quit, drove all the way to my house, and punched me in the face at the door. FML
Today, I started talking to a friend about how he needs to stop overreacting and getting angry very easily. He kicked sand up in the air, and it came back into his eyes. He started getting angry, and when I told him this is what I was talking about, he hit me in the nose. FML
Today, I was ranting about creationists, when a friend interrupted me. He managed to mount a defense of creationism that I couldn't argue with. I got so flustered, I punched him in the face and ran away. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a heated argument. He raised his hand like he was going to hit me. Having been hit by my ex before, I panicked and instinctively kicked his legs out from under him. He then dumped me because he said he was just gonna scare me, but I used real violence on him. FML
Today, I left my house angrily after arguing over the Super Bowl. I guess karma gets nasty when you wish a member of the opposing team would break his back. I fell down the stairs. FML
Today, a friend thought it would be funny to shove me over; I face-planted. I was going to say "Fuck you" and "I will kill you." It came out as "I will fuck you." He's still laughing. FML
Today, I was having an argument with my girlfriend in front of our friends. I didn't want her to spoil my good time, so I ignored her until she disappeared. She re-appeared thirty minutes later just to throw a punch that would make Muhammad Ali jealous. Our friends' reaction? They clapped. FML
Today, I tried to give my friend a fist bump. He thought I was trying to punch him so he punched me in the face. FML
Today, some guy I passed in the street was so high out of his mind, he beat the crap out of me, thinking I was a piñata. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into an argument; however, his new-found passion for hardcore rapping meant that he tried to "diss" me using bad rhymes and ill thought-out putdowns. It was ridiculous, and didn't really make any sense, so I started giggling. He stormed off, grumbling. FML
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insanexnh 13
You have your beliefs, and he has his. Why do you have to make fun of him for it? YDI.
melanie177 1
See karma is real!
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Comments (102)
Shrike 24
Technically speaking, your comment is real, but that's got nothing to do with what you said. Your logic: am I doing it right?
Shadow_Phantom 26
"Karma" is just an idea made up by those in power to keep them from standing up for themselves. However, physical consequences for your actions? Those are real.
krysxkatastrophe 14
Better watch out, I hear karma kills....or maybe that was crack.
bossman57 2
Will like the say karma's a b****
RedPillSucks 33
You may not believe in Karma, but Karma believes in you.
CRC_101 31
You went too far. It's fair for you to argue against it. Hell, I don't believe in karma either. But mocking a person, especially for their beliefs, is asking for trouble. I wouldn't have punched you over it, but you can't play that card and feel like you're purely a victim in this situation.
Pazu_fml 10
What could possibly be more ignorant than believing in something without evidence?
Pazu_fml 10
They were debating. Why did the friend need to convince him karma is real? Unless you're saying it's okay for the friend to state his opinion, and not for OP to state his differing opinion.
Pazu_fml 10
Wait, what? It's "intolerant" now to disagree with people when they're wrong? Would it be an "asshat move" to tell a Flat-Earther that the Earth is round, or to even ask them to explain why they think it's flat?
reddudeover 2
62 - You're flat out WRONG! It's called the burden of PROOF and it's on the person that ASSERTS that something unproven exist to prove that it in fact exist. I can't PROVE that Santa clause doesn't exist that doesn't meant I can't argue based on the evidence we have available that he doesn't! I know I'll get thumbed down for this but I can't take these asinine comments anymore.
reddudeover 2
90 - If I tell you I had a baseball behind my back and you say "you don't believe" is it then your responsibility to prove that I do or don't? No its MY obligation to provide the evidence "the ball" or you can just go on not believing... this is the same case here Yes in some case people can assert a negative but like I said you can NEVER disprove a negative so that's a bad position to have in the first place. Is this what op was doing? I doubt it but even if he was it doesn't justify is friends petulant reaction.
linarahmany 6
Today my friend hit me on the neck and went to sit down bit fell on her ass. I yeld out KARMAS A BITHC!!! Lol
IdfkMyUsernamexC 5
but* yelled* BITCH* Your welcome.