Today, I was having a debate with my friend, who actually believes karma is real. He got very angry with me and stormed off, tripping over his own feet in the process. I laughed and asked what he'd done in a past life to deserve that one. He responded by getting up and punching me. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was in a big Skype chat, which somehow turned into a heated argument. My friend lost it, typed "your stupid" and called me a "looser." When I pointed out the irony of his messages, he rage-quit, drove all the way to my house, and punched me in the face at the door. FML
Today, I started talking to a friend about how he needs to stop overreacting and getting angry very easily. He kicked sand up in the air, and it came back into his eyes. He started getting angry, and when I told him this is what I was talking about, he hit me in the nose. FML
Today, I was ranting about creationists, when a friend interrupted me. He managed to mount a defense of creationism that I couldn't argue with. I got so flustered, I punched him in the face and ran away. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a heated argument. He raised his hand like he was going to hit me. Having been hit by my ex before, I panicked and instinctively kicked his legs out from under him. He then dumped me because he said he was just gonna scare me, but I used real violence on him. FML
Today, I left my house angrily after arguing over the Super Bowl. I guess karma gets nasty when you wish a member of the opposing team would break his back. I fell down the stairs. FML
Today, a friend thought it would be funny to shove me over; I face-planted. I was going to say "Fuck you" and "I will kill you." It came out as "I will fuck you." He's still laughing. FML
Today, I was having an argument with my girlfriend in front of our friends. I didn't want her to spoil my good time, so I ignored her until she disappeared. She re-appeared thirty minutes later just to throw a punch that would make Muhammad Ali jealous. Our friends' reaction? They clapped. FML
Today, I tried to give my friend a fist bump. He thought I was trying to punch him so he punched me in the face. FML
Today, some guy I passed in the street was so high out of his mind, he beat the crap out of me, thinking I was a piñata. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into an argument; however, his new-found passion for hardcore rapping meant that he tried to "diss" me using bad rhymes and ill thought-out putdowns. It was ridiculous, and didn't really make any sense, so I started giggling. He stormed off, grumbling. FML
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Top comments
insanexnh 13
You have your beliefs, and he has his. Why do you have to make fun of him for it? YDI.
melanie177 1
See karma is real!
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Comments (102)
HassanImran 0
Karmas a bitch!
ositoakaluis 16
stop calling Karma a bitch she deserves better
zachherbert 10
She's my bitch, lay off!
strawberrywine22 30
Sounds like you got hit by the karma monster yourself!!
perdix 31
You may not believe in karma, but you got a hands-on lesson in comeuppance, you intolerant dick.
thejewishfuhrer 17
BOOM!
skullman870 1
Karma takes to long, I would rather beat the shit outta you now. That was probably going through his head after he fell
redreynard 14
I didn't believe in karma before I started reading FMLs.
jcmjr 4
Ha karma said hello!!! PUNCH!!!! Lmao!!!
auzz1_pride 9
FALCON PUNCH moment?
jaredofmo 22
I don't believe in dissing other people's beliefs or practices as long as they don't harm anyone.
yanksby7 6
I think you had a good point, so I gave you a thumbs up. That being said, I had to read your post about 3 times to understand it. Next time you're trying to articulate an argument, proofread before you submit. It helps.
ICastillo 25
Well you know what did to deserve getting that one punch in the face, being an ass.
dominic1221 6
If you think violence is justified just 'cause someone was a bit of an ass, then you've got some serious problems, son.
ICastillo 25
Why do all the humorless douche bags always reply to my comments?
dominic1221 6
20- Soooo... the Force must be real too, right? Cause there's lots of Star Wars books featuring it. You sound pretty ignorant and condescending yourself, actually.